Daniel Edwards’ lat­est mas­ter­piece is a statue of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie doing what they do best. Fun fact: the statue con­tains actual pieces of Brad and Angie’s DNA, stolen from wine glasses dur­ing the Mr. And Mrs. Smith shoot.

Daniel Edwards, the evil artiste who brought us such ter­ri­fy­ing works of art like St. Angie Breast­feed­ing and Brit Brit Hump­ing On A Dead Bear, has once again used the holy one as inspi­ra­tion. Daniel’s lat­est work is called “Brangelina For­ever.” More like Bar­falotta Forever.

Daniel worked on the piece with fel­low artist Xvala. It is cur­rently being show­cased in a 4,000 square foot home in Okla­homa City called “The Brangelina.” The home was designed by Xvala.

Xvala has installed the sculp­ture in the ceil­ing of the mas­ter bed­room to inspire “sex­ual heal­ing for the room’s occu­pants.“

Xvala is the grand dame of Bran­ga­loonies, because the statute is embed­ded with crushed glass con­tain­ing Brad and Angie’s DNA obtained from wine glasses from which they drank while report­edly cel­e­brat­ing the anniver­sary of their first meet­ing on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Xvala and his pub­li­cist released this state­ment, which might make you want to crawl back into bed and bawl for our future: “The ‘Brangelina’ sculp­ture is des­tined to exist for­ever, the way Brad and Angie’s rela­tion­ship will per­sist in peo­ples’ mem­o­ries. Theirs is the Eliz­a­beth Tay­lor and Richard Bur­ton romance of our time. I believe every home in Amer­ica should become an ‘hon­orary home’ to our Super­stars, in order to con­nect celebri­ties and reg­u­lar peo­ple in spirit.”

Xvala must be closely related to Xenu, because this bitch is the epit­ome of FUCKED UP CRAZY! For the sake of his friends and fam­ily, I hope this trick is just telling jokes. When you outdo Twitards, it’s time to retreat to the near­est padded room.

When was the last time Brad Pitt looked like that?! If they were going to do this, they could’ve at least made it more real­is­tic. Xvala should’ve pulled a grandma off the street, shaved her muff off, dipped it in holy water and then pasted it on Brad’s chin. And why did that Dis­ney Princess Bird eat St. Angie’s nip­ples off?

You know every Bran­ga­loonie is going to Pho­to­shop their head onto that bird’s body and send this out as their Christ­mas card. If you get one in the mail, burn it imme­di­ately! That shit might be contagious.

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10. The Girl Next Door

Even though it’s rel­a­tively tame—Elisha Cuthbert’s ex–porn star teas­ingly seduces school­boy Emile Hirsch—there’s some­thing about her pan­ther crawl across the bed that makes this entire scene unbe­liev­ably palm-moistening. View­ers, like Hirsch, are instantly reduced to a pud­dle of ner­vous sweat.

9. Cruel Intentions

If know­ing some­thing is wrong only makes the temp­ta­tion stronger, then noth­ing beats this incest-tinged grind­fest. Sarah Michelle Gel­lar rubs up on step­brother Ryan Phillippe’s lap, teas­ing her horn­dog sibling .

8. Wild Things

Not since Phoebe Cates slinked out of a pool in Fast Times at Ridge­mont High have chlo­rine water and span­dex been put to such allur­ing use. Kevin Bacon’s cop makes the point for us when he steps up to Denise Richards slowly tow­el­ing off with the line “nice stroke.”

7. True Lies

Nor­mally, when your wife per­forms a striptease for you, it’s sup­pose to end in torn sweat­pants, tears, and booze-soaked apologies—it’s not sup­pose to be this hot. Jamie Lee Cur­tis unwit­tingly awak­ens Lil’ Arnie with her back-arching attempt at spy games.

6. Death Proof

If you were one of the two peo­ple who saw this in the­aters, you missed the infa­mous lap dance that Vanessa Fer­l­ito and Syd­ney Poitier talked about (end­lessly) for the first 2/3’s of the movie.

5. National Lampoon’s Vaca­tion

“This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy…” It’s also hot as hell. Every male in the ‘80s dreamed of find­ing a nude Christie Brink­ley in a hotel pool. And, like Chevy Chase, they too would think about jump­ing in first, and their wives and kids second.

4. From Dusk Till Dawn

Even if we knew in advance that the bikini-clad Salma Hayek with the albino boa con­stric­tor wrapped around her mind-blowing curves was going to turn into a vam­pire and kill us, we’d still be just as riv­eted. If “sex appeal” ever decides to take human form, it need not look any further.

3. Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Some­times a love story can start in the sim­plest of ways: A steamy Colom­bian locale, some tequila, a well-timed rain shower, and two spies pos­ing as a cou­ple in order to evade the author­i­ties. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie—we hear they’re a cou­ple in real life!—do the Per­fect Genes Tango, but we were the ones get­ting sweaty.

2. The Mask of Zorro

You can use rapier wit to dis­robe a woman or you can, like Anto­nio Ban­deras’ Zorro, just use a rapier. His flir­ta­tious sword fight with Cather­ine Zeta-Jones upped the steamy Latin heat of this movie to ridicu­lous levels.

1. Out of Sight

After J.Lo’s Karen Sisco shoots down a cou­ple of creepos, George Clooney’s Jack Foley swoops in. Inter­cut with their cool-as-ice ban­ter are shots of them—presumably only moments later—disrobing on oppo­site sides of a hotel room.

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ICYMI, there were a flock of par­ties this week all across Hol­ly­wood. Demi Moore wore a burnt-orange dress with glit­ter­ing broach to a soiree in LA; Rachel Nichols draped her­self in a sexy white by Kauf­man Franco gown for her G.I. Joe pro­mo­tion; Kather­ine Heigl showed off her bright side in Lon­don wear­ing a pail­lette cre­ation by Naeem Khan; Ciara donned a body-con dress by Herve Ler­oux; and Kirsten Dunst opted for a cute blue Miu Miu strap­less minidress. Each beauty stuns in her own way, but which star shines the brightest?

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Well, it’s not the exact same angle as Jes­sica Alba’s famous ass shot, but it works for me nonethe­less. Any­way, once again here’s Jen­nifer Anis­ton in a bikini at some hotel in Florida get­ting back at Brad Pitt for dump­ing her sweet ass for a bony one. Aren’t you glad she’s not over it? Me too.

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As you guys prob­a­bly know, today is “Ban Megan Fox Day”. Basi­cally, a bunch of web­sites, includ­ing a cou­ple of our bud­dies, decided to put a ban on Megan Fox today. That’s right, no Megan Fox for an entire day. Hey, I’m totally cool with that, and com­pletely under­stand that they would want one full day with­out look­ing at Megan Fox, read­ing about her, etc…

Hav­ing said that, ban­ning Megan Fox (i.e. the hottest celebrity babe on the planet) on Popo­holic, even if it’s just for one day, is as ridicu­lous as ban­ning your own pri­vate parts from any and all activ­i­ties. So, to make up for the lack of Megan Fox hot­ness today, I present to you The Top 10 Hottest Megan Fox Pho­to­shoots. Have fun!

We used this stun­ning Trans­form­ers promo pho­to­shoot for our infa­mous Angelina Jolie Vs. Megan Fox post a cou­ple of years ago. Check out the pic­tures here, and find out who you guys thought was the hot­ter celebrity babe at the time. All of you Megan Fox haters will most def­i­nitely be surprised…

Here’s one of Megan’s first pho­to­shoots, and one of her sul­tri­est. I won­der if she’s think­ing about that time we ran into each other at Denny’s? Check out the pho­tos here, and here.

Ok, tech­ni­cally this isn’t really a pho­to­shoot, but that Trans­form­ers: Revenge of the Fallen shot is one of the hottest Megan Fox pho­tos ever seen by human eyes. Check out the drool-inducing photo, and all of Megan’s Trans­form­ers: Revenge of the Fallen promo pic­tures here.

Yup, even a nerdy Megan Fox is hot­ter than Scar­lett Johans­son and Princess Leia put together. Check out the pho­to­shoot here.

Here’s one of Megan’s more recent pho­to­shoots. Elle mag­a­zine thought that their female read­ers would also want to see Megan Fox look­ing hot and pranc­ing around the beach in a bunch of black and white pho­tos. You see, even women drool over this peach! Check out the pho­tos here and here.

Alright, now we’re get­ting to the good stuff. Here’s Megan look­ing drop dead sexy in an assort­ment of swim­suits and biki­nis for the UK edi­tion of GQ mag­a­zine. Make sure you’re not oper­at­ing heavy machin­ery while check­ing out the pic­tures folks. Sweet Christ­mas! Check out the pho­to­shoot here, and here.

Megan’s “Good Morn­ing Megan” pho­to­shoot for Esquire mag­a­zine was so big and so swhing­tas­tic that we actu­ally did three sep­a­rate posts on it. This is hands down the sex­i­est pho­to­shoot so far this year. Check out Megan wak­ing up in bed in her under­wear and in all sorts of mind-blowing out­fits here, here, and here.

Megan Fox top­less and in tight leather pants. ‘Nuff said. Check ‘em out here.

Here’s Megan’s very naughty FHM pho­to­shoot. This is one of the very few shoots where we get to drool over Megan in lin­gerie and in all of her pseudo nude glory. Click here for the pictures.

Here it is my peeps… The hottest Megan Fox pho­to­shoot ever. And it’s all thanks to GQ mag­a­zine. Not only is it the hottest Megan Fox pho­to­shoot, but it’s also by far the hottest celebrity babe pho­to­shoot ever. Hell, even the out­take pho­tos anni­hi­late the com­pe­ti­tion. Check out the pho­to­shoot here, and here.

And that’s it for our Top 10 Hottest Megan Fox Pho­to­shoots on “Ban Megan Fox Day”. I hope you guys and gals had a good time. I sure as hell did. Toddles.

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