the 15 hottest all girl bands of all time

A lit­tle while ago Rock the List came out with this 42 girl band pic­to­r­ial.   While the list was pretty solid, 42 seemed like an awfully high num­ber.  And sure enough,  not even half of the pic­tures were of the hot qual­ity we’ve all come to know and love here on Uncoached.

So I decided to slim it down and find some pic­tures of my own.  And I hope that all you aspir­ing girl bands out there know some­thing.  There are two kinds of girl bands that make it.  Bands where the tal­ent is ridicu­lously high.   And then there’s bands where the tal­ent level makes zero dif­fer­ence.  It’s just how hot you are.

So here is a list I’ve made of the 15 hottest all girl bands of all time.

Girls Aloud

One name.  Cheryl Cole.  That is all.  Still though.  They all have something.

The Spice Girls

With the excep­tion of Sporty Spice I was and still am a big fan.

Baby V.O.X

Japan­ese band that dresses slutty?  How can you go wrong?

Pussy­cat Dolls

It’s prob­a­bly the slutty out­fits that shade my vision of their real looks but so what?  Scherzinger is gor­geous.

En Vogue

Admit it.  They were hot as hell in their Diva days.

Soccx

Girl in the pink.  No clue who they are but girl in the pink.

The Ban­gles

Let’s face it, it’s really just Susanna Hoffs, but she’s enough.

Vanilla Ninja

Please karate chop my penis oh woman to the right.

TLC

I’ll def­i­nitely chase their waterfalls.

Sere­bro

Yummy.

The Pierces

Pierc­ing.  Ba dum ching!

Medi­ae­val Baebes

A lit­tle dark and mys­te­ri­ous but I’d go through the rit­ual with them.

Hepsi

Dis­ney Chan­nel here we come!

Dan­ity Kane

3 out of 5 ain’t so bad.

All Saints

This isn’t their best pic­ture but this is a badass girls group who looks very hot when they want to.

*Do I bother giv­ing hon­or­able men­tion to The Gogos, Wil­son Phillips, Destiny’s Child and The Supremes?   I don’t know man.  I think the ladies up above are much hotter.

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