Hollywood’s 10 hottest Lazy Eyes

Since Paula Abdul is quit­ting Amer­i­can Idol, I think it’s time to bring up a topic that’s related to her and other celebri­ties in Hol­ly­wood. Lazy eyes.

While most of us are aware of sports­caster Stu­art Scott and singer Thom Yorke’s lazy eyes – and actor Peter Falk’s glass eye – would you believe that there are mul­ti­ple female celebri­ties who have lazy eyes? Yep, I had no idea either. I guess when they are on the screen, you can’t really focus, and if they are in some sort of pic­to­r­ial, they are more than likely air­brushed. But it’s true. There are a ton of chicks in Hol­ly­wood with lazy eyes.

And with the lat­est news that Abdul is leav­ing tele­vi­sion’s hottest show, I give to you, the hottest female celebri­ties with lazy eyes. The best part? They won’t see you star­ing at them!

You can thank me later.

Paula Abdul – The now for­mer Amer­i­can Idol host makes the list, but her droopy lid could be due to the med­ica­tion she’s been on for the past few sea­sons … crazy pills.

Paris Hilton – A girl known for doing noth­ing can now be known for her defor­mity. Could her lazy eye be attrib­uted to Rick Salomon?

Christina Ricci – Chester made a good point. You don’t really notice that Ricci has a droopy lid because she’s got bug eyes. And huge cans.

Melissa Joan Hart – If Clarissa can explain it all, then tell me how in the hell I’ve never noticed that you’ve been wink­ing at all of us for years.

Keri Rus­sell – Rus­sell was on Felic­ity, a show I’ve never seen. And both of my eyes work fine! I’ll be here all week.

Kris­ten Bell – Bell even named her lazy right eye, which she can sup­pos­edly con­trol inde­pen­dently. It’s name? Wonky. I am offi­cially creeped out.

Teri Hatcher – Her lazy eye is real — and it’s spectacular!

Eliza Dushku – Ironic that her name is Eliza, which sort of sounds like “lazy” and “eyes” combined.

Hay­den Panet­tiere – I know none of you were look­ing at Panettiere’s face long enough to notice the eye. It’s cool because she’s legal … now. Sicky.

Myleene Klass – No clue who this chick is, I just needed a 10th per­son to round out this list. Klass was sup­pos­edly in a pop band called Hear’Say – the result of the British show Pop­stars.

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