Watch­ing a man dance is a hor­ri­fy­ing thing but if he’s got a beau­ti­ful women in a skimpy dress danc­ing next to him it kinda makes up for it. While I can hon­estly say that I’ve never watched one episode of Danc­ing With Stars in my entire life, I think the key to watch­ing the show is to focus on the hot girl danc­ing in a low-cut dress. If you don’t and lose focus for one sec­ond you’re going to see a has-been actor or ath­lete danc­ing and nobody needs to see that.

#10 Willa Ford - The self-proclaimed “Bad Girl of Pop” took her bad girl act onto the third sea­son of DWTS. Willa was elim­i­nated in the 5th week of the show and returned to doing the bad girl stuff that she nor­mally does.

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#9 Julianne Hough — The only two-time win­ner of DWTS, Julianne com­peted with her boyfriend Chuck Wicks. Julianne also hold the record for “worst boyfriend schmoopy talk” on a real­ity tele­vi­sion series.

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#8 Rachel Hunter - The for­mer SI swim­suit model is offi­cially a real­ity TV addict appear­ing in over six real­ity shows to date includ­ing DWTS. Oh, and did I men­tion how much I hate Rod Stew­art’s music?

#7 Shannon Elizabeth - Shannon competed in the sixth season of DWTS and apparently got a little feisty with the judges when she was elminated. So that means she's a hot chick who likes to play poker who has a feisty side... you know, the perfect woman.

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#6 Shandi Finnessey - The fomer Miss USA 2004 com­peted in the 2007 sea­son of DWTS and was elim­i­nated in the sec­ond week of the com­pe­ti­tion. Shandi can now be seen on reruns of the high­est rated game show “Lingo” on the Game Show Net­work with Chuck Wool­ery. I think we all know why it’s the high­est rated show on GSN and it’s not because Wool­ery wears tight pants.

#5 Stacy Keibler - Staci shook the best booty in the entertainment business during the second season of DTWS. Unfortunately she refused to do the Rump Shaker or the Tootsie Rool and I think it cost her the championship

#4 Brooke Burke - Brooke temporarily broke the hearts of bikinis all over the world when she took a bikini break and won the seventh season of DWTS. Now if we can only find a way to convince ABC to do a Dancing With The Stars: Bikini Nights spinoff we just might have a dance show worth watching.

#3 Joanna Krupa - Joanna is appear­ing on this sea­son of DWTS and we can only hope she some­how man­ages to get into a fist fight with Chuck Lid­dell and offi­cially end his fight­ing career.

#2 Josie Maran - One of the hottest supermodels in the history of planet universe, Josie was part of the first couple eliminated from the 2007 season of DWTS so she could back to letting people take hot pictures of her for a living.

#1 Kelly Monaco — The for­mer Plaboy Play­mate and star of the great­est Play­boy life­guard photo shoot I have ever seen won the first sea­son of DTWS. Kelly then decided to con­tinue danc­ing and starred in Peepshow, a bur­lesque show where she plays “Bo Peep” a pre­co­cious char­ac­ter who dis­cov­ers her sex­u­al­ity through­out the show. Makes per­fect sense to me.

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