Spider-Man and Transformers (Two-Disc Special Edition) [HD DVD]" rel="amazon" href="http://www.amazon.com/Transformers-Two-Disc-Special-HD-DVD/dp/B000NU2NJ8%3FSubscriptionId%3D0G81C5DAZ03ZR9WH9X82%26tag%3Dzemanta-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB000NU2NJ8">Transformers are now two of the highest grossing movies ever made. They appeal to kids and adults alike. Why? Because the adults that want to see them were brought up loving them in cartoon form as young’uns. That and Megan Fox attracting most guys to Transformers and a spandex-clad dude in Spider-Man for other tastes.
So, what else from the past has potential to be given the Hollywood treatment? Or has it all been used up already? Ghostbusters and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have been rinsed pretty well. But remember Defenders Of The Earth? Make it!
The list was condensed to 10, meaning some greats had to be left out. But when you watch these introduction videos they’ll bring it all back. You’ll be on Amazon within the hour, and thanking us from the bottom of your wallet for not giving you too many more great ideas.
10. Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds
What is it? It’s a dog’s world quite literally as Dogtanian leads his musketeers in fighting to defend the King of France, Louis XIII. Based on the classic Musketeers who are led by d’Artagnan, it can only be presumed this whole cartoon is built around his name sounding like ‘dog’, simple but effective.
Why it was great: Animals in cartoons are always a win for the kids. Give those animals swords and the script writes itself from there.
How to get your hit now: Buy all your goods and even enjoy some fan-made games at their very own site, muskethournds.com.
9. The Real Ghostbusters
What is it? After Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and the gang blew audiences away with the Ghostbusters movie, this was the next obvious step. And it was taken by the movie actors and cartoon creators Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis themselves. Ironically named as this was in fact, the cartoon version and not real at all. Just like ghosts… or is it?
Why it was great: Every episode featured Slimer glooping someone. That and the traps sucking up ghoulish spirits made for an action packed break from your homework in front of the TV.
How to get your hit now: Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2 are still on every Christmas without fail and never get boring. The new game has all the real actors and features completely new content, read about the Ghostbusters game here.
8. Duck Tales
What is it? The richest duck in the world, Scrooge McDuck, is looking after his grandsons Huey, Dewey and Louie. His weekly swims in all his money are at risk, and it's up to the grandsons to save the day, again. Luckily his wealth is usually intact at the end of each episode so he can continue swimming in it, not investing it, not giving it to charity, because swimming is what ducks like isn’t it?
Why it was great: Imagine swimming in money. That is almost enough to keep the series running. Coupled with baffling bad guys like Flintheart Glomgold, hell-bent on usurping Scrooge’s wealth, the show is never without adventure.
How to get your hit now: There’s, surprisingly, still a selection of duck-related stuff available including a DVD, computer games and even a comic. If you can find a chocolate money factory and an empty pool, you might even be able to recreate Scrooge’s cash dip with added chocolate sweetness. Ideal.
7. Defenders Of The Earth
What is it? Some of the greatest superheroes ever, all on one team. Flash Gordon, The Phantom, Mandrake The Magician, Lothar, and their kids. All up against none other than Ming The Merciless. The only thing missing is Brian Blessed shouting “Gordon’s alive!” every five minutes.
Why it was great: The intro song was so damn good it has been stuck in 86% of its viewers’ minds for the last fifteen years. Like that annoying first song you hear in the morning and can’t shift all day, but for a drug-fuelled musician's lifetime.
How to get your hit now: The Flash Gordon movie is a classic, with nothing but Queen as the soundtrack. For this reason alone it should be in your DVD collection. Because it’s a live action movie you can own it without the embarrassment of having a cartoon series in your room. Subtle geek chic.
6. Inspector Gadget
What is it? A bumbling detective whose efforts to foil The Claw on a weekly basis are only achieved through the aid of his selection of gadgets and his niece Penny, and dog Brain.
Why it was great: They use watches for video calls, the ultimate gadget in the eyes of any child or adult alike. Extending arms and a helicopter built into his jacket make Gadget the bumbling-bionic man of the future that every child wants to be.
How to get your hit now: Don’t watch the live action film starring Matthew Broderick for a start. It will ruin all your childhood memories. It will ruin your inner child’s soul forever. To see The Claw who was never seen in the series, go here.
5. Captain Planet
What is it? The earth is in danger of dying from pollution – the new craze of the ‘80s. According to the show it can be stopped by empowering kids with rings. The power of fire (cool), earth (solid), water (gnarly), wind (powerful) and heart (what? unlucky) are endowed on the heroes. Every episode they get into trouble and must combine their rings to unlock the green crew-cut hair of Captain Planet to save the day.
Why it was great: The awesome powers of the rings were enough to tickle any child’s inner desperation to be all grown-up and powerful. Teaching children about being litter aware paved the way for a generation of eco-friendly, earth-conscious adults who are now trying to avoid destroying the planet. So in a way Captain Planet actually was really saving the earth every Saturday morning.
How to get your hit now: A real-life foundation for funding to help those fighting for the planet at captainplanetfoundation.org. In the words of Captain Planet, “The power is yours”. That’s not cheesy.
4. Transformers
What is it? Living robots called Autobots from the planet Cybertron have come to earth. Thanks Japanese imagination. Some good and some bad, they battle it out to protect us puny humans. Like a TV show of big older brothers protecting us and doing our bidding, it was always going to be a hit.
Why it was great: Toy cars were great when you were three, but by four it was getting boring, then came Transformers. Cars became planes and planes became robots, the pants-wetting joy was endless. Despite the whole series basically being a giant advert to sell the toys, feeling bitter is impossible because of all the robot battling joy this series added to all our childhoods.
How to get your hit now: The record breaking explosions of Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen have drawn in millions already. If you liked the cartoon and haven’t seen the films then you’re missing out. Not only do you get the action of your childhood in blindingly realistic special effects but now that you’re grown-up you can appreciate the slow-motion running of Megan Fox.
3. Spider-Man
What is it? Spider-Man is so famous that if you don’t know his legend by now you must have been living under a rock with some of his distant spider cousins. The cartoon was made by Marvel and stuck to the comic’s original stories. It tells the tale of Peter Parker and his battle to balance a normal student life, with his spandex costumed alter-ego that went out to battle super-villains and save super babes.
Why it was great: It’s not too childish for adults to watch, but is simple enough for the kids to love too. The likes of Venom and arch-nemesis Carnage feature in a mini-series that even see people being killed. Shocking stuff. Big laser weapons and lots of witty lines aren’t bad either.
How to get your hit now: If you haven’t seen Spider-Man on a billboard, or bought the lunchbox, then you must have seen one of the films. It’s everywhere, if you’re not playing the computer game at home you can even take a 3D-simulator ride in Universal Studios.
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
What is it? The slimy little turtle brothers and their rat master Splinter got covered in experimental goop that made them big. They learned to fight. Shredder, Beepop and Rocksteady try in vain to stand in their way. But even Krang can’t crush their spirits, despite his best efforts to undermine them by arranging anchovies on their pizzas.
Why it was great: April was one of the all-time great cartoon hotties in her yellow all-in-one. Michelangelo showed every young child how to party like a mindless animal from a young age. They were allowed to kill most bad guys as they were just robots. Eating pizza in a sewer became acceptable as a child. Take that mum, trying to convince me cleanliness is necessary.
How to get your hit now: The TMNT movie was as near to the cartoon as you could get. The original ‘90s movies are still available, if you dig deep enough, and feature tracks by the likes of Vanilla Ice. The arcade game was a massive hit too and can still be played on Xbox 360 as a free download. Win.
1. Thundercats
What is it? Lion-O wearing a near S&M outfit dons the Sword of Omens, using the Eye of Thundera to protect his team of Thundercats living on earth – the last survivors from the dead home world Thundera. Mumm-Ra is their arch-nemesis, hell-bent on killing the Thundercats for no particular reason. Weekly battles with no deaths and rarely any injuries ensue from there.
Why it was great: Every episode features Lion-O battling to survive in a “must reach ledge” strained speech type situation. Exciting for a child to think he might die at any moment. Buying the box set as an adult might leave you a little deflated by comparison. Cheetara was hot in her leopard skin lycra, teaching children everywhere what it was to feel a stirring in one’s otherwise Lion-O only loving loins.
How to get your hit now: The box set is still a great watch for an episode or two. The movie Thundercats! Ho! is still great fun too. There is talk of it being adapted for a live action movie with imdb.com featuring it as a 2010 release, unlikely, but we can still hope.
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