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German Teacher Striptease

Posted on 06 May 2010 at 10:03am

From the “this stuff never hap­pened when I was in school” files, news has leaked from Hun­gary of a female teacher doing a striptease for her stu­dents at a local high school. The unnamed teacher, of Ger­man descent, was sup­posed to be super­vis­ing a party, but became engaged in an esca­lat­ing game of Truth or Dare. Dared to do a “pole dance”, she decided instead to do a full on striptease!

The teacher got down to her bra and had unbut­toned her pants before being cov­ered up by another school employee. Luck­ily, one on-the-ball stu­dent decided to cap­ture the dance on his mobile phone. The qual­ity isn’t great, but those are the breaks.

Par­ents are out­raged and want the teacher fired, but the school head­mas­ter has refused to sack the unnamed mis­tress despite pres­sure from par­ents and other teach­ers, stat­ing that she is a valu­able teacher for the school.

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Teacher Jailed After Engaging in a Lesbian Relationship with a Student

Teacher Jailed After Engaging in a Lesbian Relationship with a Student

Posted on 06 May 2010 at 9:58am

Yes, it hap­pened again. In the never end­ing parade of teacher-student sex sto­ries, we have another entrant hail­ing from San Jose, Cal­i­for­nia. I guess it’s time to bust out the Fark Teacher-Student Sex Matrix and see where this all female fling lands. Yep, les­bian rela­tion­ship equals hot. That’s what I thought.

The Weekly Vice has the details and a pic­ture of 24-year-old phys­i­cal edu­ca­tion teacher Rita Brum. That’s right a phys ed teacher. The les­bian jokes just write them­selves. Brum was hav­ing a rela­tion­ship with a 17-year-old stu­dent until being dis­cov­ered by the girl’s mother. Details of the affair include a “long pas­sion­ate kiss” and an even­tual hair pulling brawl with the mother. Nice!

If you already clicked on the above link, you know the pic­ture is a bit dis­ap­point­ing. So to fuel your fan­tasies, I present these pho­tos instead:

Teacher

Stu­dent

That’s much better!

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Erotic Secrets For Each Zodiac Sign

Erotic Secrets For Each Zodiac Sign

Posted on 14 Mar 2010 at 7:11pm

Are you won­der­ing how to turn on a spe­cial some­one? If you know their Zodiac sign, you may be able to learn some­thing about them by enjoy­ing this secret peek at what turns on each sign.

Aries

An Aries indi­vid­ual loves to be a tro­phy on your arm. They love to be taken out, shown off, and then be made love to by you afterwards.

They expect you to acknowl­edge them con­stantly when you are in a crowd. There is noth­ing that an Aries native hates more then watch­ing you chat other peo­ple up. In fact, an Aries that is offended this way thinks noth­ing of get­ting rid of you waltz­ing out the door with some­one else.

Tau­rus

Tau­rus indi­vid­u­als are great lovers. They love a good meal at home and then to be com­pletely loved from head to toe by you. Make sure the sur­round­ings are lux­u­ri­ous and peace­ful and you will be rewarded for your trou­ble. The Tau­rus male in par­tic­u­lar is all about pleas­ing the partner.

The sen­si­tive Tau­rus dis­likes sleep­ing in a bed that is not their own. If you want to seduce a Tau­rus, you have a bet­ter chance of suc­ceed­ing if you do it on his or her own turf.

Gem­ini

Many of you who have crushes on this sign may be dis­mayed to learn that even though they dress provoca­tively, many are sim­ply not that inter­ested in sex. They like the idea of flirt­ing and witty con­ver­sa­tion that pre­cedes it bet­ter than the actual act.

If you do man­age to have sex with one of the Twins, you will then be pre­sented with the chal­lenge of keep­ing them faith­ful. One key is to keep a Gem­ini won­der­ing about what may hap­pen next. A curi­ous Gem­ini is a happy one!

Can­cer

If you are attracted to a Can­cer native, then get ready to do a lot stroking of the ego. They are one of the high­est main­te­nance of all of the signs. This sign craves phys­i­cal con­tact, lots of affec­tion, and more than the usual amount of emo­tional reas­sur­ance as well.

You always have to show him or her that you are “work­ing on the rela­tion­ship.”  This means keep­ing your promises, always doing what you will say you will do, and fol­low­ing through when you say you will do some­thing to progress the rela­tion­ship. The Can­cer must trust you or there is no erotic freedom.

Leo

If you are going out with a Leo woman, take her to the most expen­sive designer shop you can find and let her pick out any­thing she wants. She will be yours.

If you are going out with a Leo man, then make sure you con­stantly com­pli­ment him as sin­cerely as you can about his abil­ity to make money or poten­tial to make a lot of money. Make sure that he knows that you per­ceive him as some kind of genius. Leos love peo­ple who make them feel good. Never crit­i­cize either the male or female lion or you will be denied sex.

Virgo

Virgo’s are often called the con­trol freaks of the horo­scope. They usu­ally invent a world and live in it. This is usu­ally not a fan­tasy world. It is usu­ally a very prac­ti­cal world that is all about reach­ing a long-term goal in some way.

Noth­ing turns them on more than the idea of com­mit­ment. You should also avoid being too loud when it comes to what you wear. Vir­gos need to feel safe and secure or they are not turned on.

Libra

Peo­ple born under the sign of the Scales have senses of humor that almost seem designed to keep inti­macy away. It can take ages before you get a straight answer out of them. This is so you don’t get too close and ask them to make a decision.

They also like to make the first move (even the women) and will lose inter­est quickly in a per­son that they don’t feel in con­trol of or that they feel they no longer have to chase.  Don’t pur­sue or there will never ever be any erotic moments.

Scor­pio

Scor­pios are moti­vated by jeal­ousy. For instance, a Scor­pio woman will always want a man if she thinks other women want him too. The man can be ugly, broke, and a crim­i­nal, but if she thinks he is wanted by oth­ers she will go for it. The same type of prin­ci­ple applies to the Scor­pio man. You can be bare­foot, preg­nant, and have two cents to your name, but if the Scor­pio male thinks that you are desired, he will go for it.

There­fore, if you want to appear attrac­tive to a Scor­pio, it is a really good idea to make your­self appear sought after roman­ti­cally by others.

Sagit­tar­ius

These sen­sual crea­tures love food and drink, per­fumes, and any­thing scented. They do not like jeal­ous or con­trol­ling behav­iour and like to give you a bit of a chase.

Being a sign that sym­bol­izes travel, it goes with­out say­ing that plan­ning a trip of any kind will please a Sagit­tar­ius. Seduc­ing them on a train or in a hotel is a won­der­ful idea. They also thrive in exotic cli­mates such as a hot desert or at the top of a high mountain.

Capri­corn

Capri­corns also thrive on tons of uncon­di­tional sup­port and love, so even though they are lux­ury lov­ing, you also earn big points with them just by being there at the right place and the right time.

If you offer to do errands or fix things for a female Capri­corn, you will win her heart com­pletely. If you offer to dec­o­rate a male Capricorn’s home or gar­den for him, he will find you sexy. If you want to impress a Capri­corn, you should also go to a great effort to sched­ule one on one qual­ity time with him or her.

Aquar­ius

An Aquarian’s favorite thing is to sit down and have a long talk with some­one they love. They are excel­lent one on one com­pan­ion and make good ther­a­pists. They also love to talk about them­selves and their long-term goals so be sure to share in his or her enthu­si­asm for plan­ning the future.

This sign also enjoys any­thing that is on the cut­ting edge of fash­ion and cul­ture. If you dress really well, the Aquar­ian will be turned on.

Pisces

Pisces want to share every­thing that you have, includ­ing your money. They find joint bank accounts sexy.

Pisces are also a very emo­tion­ally inse­cure sign. You may have to always reas­sure them that they are num­ber one. The way to do this is by giv­ing them some­what pricey gifts but also to spend as much qual­ity time with them as pos­si­ble. This means tak­ing long walks with them, hold­ing their hands and kiss­ing them as often as possible.

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Adrianne Curry Plays World Of Warcraft Naked [NSFW]

NSFW]">Adrianne Curry Plays World Of Warcraft Naked [NSFW]

Posted on 08 Dec 2009 at 7:19pm

Adri­anne Curry, who was cul­tur­ally rel­e­vant at some point, tweeted a photo of her­self play­ing World of War­craft naked yes­ter­day. As if a play­boy model wasn’t appeal­ing enough for nerds, know­ing that one plays WoW with them naked might be too much for some to handle.

That’s right you lit­tle geeks, Adri­anne Curry plays some butt-naked (and STONED) World of War­craft. Did you hear that? That was 11.5 mil­lion WoW play­ers crash­ing the Naz­grel server in an attempt to scout out her Level 33 Night Elf and steal it away from a Level 4 Brady.

Adri­anne Curry, the first win­ner of real­ity TV series America’s Next Top Model, plays Blizzard’s World of War­craft in the nude — and she’s got the pic­tures to prove it.
Via her Twit­ter, Curry announced that after an intense work­out at her kick­box­ing class she would be tak­ing a shower, then spend­ing her Sun­day after­noon get­ting stoned and play­ing World of War­craft naked.

Head on over to The Super­fi­cial to check out even more provoca­tive pic­tures of Mrs. Peter Brady, includ­ing one of the WoW’er with a Darth Vader statue between her breasts. Why? Because he likes it there. Don’t ques­tion the Vade!

Thanks to g3ne, who would hide him­self in a com­puter tower for one glimpse of Adrianne’s spicy body. Get it? Spicy. Like curry! God I’m good at this.

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Halloween Costumes 2009

Halloween Costumes 2009

Posted on 28 Oct 2009 at 5:04pm

Hal­loween 2009 will be yet another fun and enter­tain­ing hol­i­day! Every Octo­ber 31st, we get to bring out our wild, adven­tur­ous and sex­ier selves. Hal­loween is an excuse for all of us to dress up in what­ever excit­ing cos­tume we choose. The hol­i­day known for its ghouls, ghosts, and gob­lins also brings out some of the most out­ra­geous and truly sexy cos­tumes for women, get­ting them noticed by everyone!

It seems year after year women are all wear­ing the same cos­tumes; french maid, nurse, witch, pirate wench and sexy ref­eree. Make sure this Hal­loween sea­son you’ve got the most orig­i­nal, sex­i­est pos­si­ble cos­tume you can find.

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Espresso With A Happy Ending

Espresso With A Happy Ending

Posted on 26 Sep 2009 at 8:22pm

Some strip­pers go to col­lege dur­ing the day, oth­ers serve cof­fee.  To each her own.

Five bikini-clad baris­tas in Everett, Wash., face pros­ti­tu­tion charges after police said that they served up more than just hot cof­fee at an espresso stand, Q13FOX.com reported.

The five women, employed by Everett’s ‘Grab-N-Go’ espresso stand, have been charged with pros­ti­tu­tion and vio­lat­ing the city’s Adult Enter­tain­ment ordi­nance, Sergeant Robert Goetz told Q13 FOX News.

“For extra money these women would expose their entire body. If they were wear­ing a bikini they would either take it off or at least lower it. There were some alle­ga­tions… Com­plaints from our cit­i­zens that they were per­form­ing whip cream shows between two women,” Everett Police Sergeant Robert Goetz told Q13 FOX News.

Still not clear where the pros­ti­tu­tion part comes in.

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10 Awesome Football Announcer Screw Ups

10 Awesome Football Announcer Screw Ups

Posted on 24 Sep 2009 at 7:47pm
Announc­ing a foot­ball game is hard work.  You have to watch the game and talk about what’s going on, and you don’t even get to pound beer and Dori­tos while you’re doing it.  It’s just too damn stress­ful up in the booth. That’s why foot­ball announc­ers are always drop­ping F-bombs and say­ing really racist and/or homo­pho­bic things.
Here are 10 Awe­some Foot­ball Announcer F***-Ups:
Well, It Was Kinda Gay
Terry Brad­shaw Drops a Super Bowl F-Bomb
A Golden Shower
Douche McAl­lis­ter
Take That, Whoopi Goldberg!
Rip­pin’ On a Big­gin’
Britney Spears
Seat­tle F-Bomb
Lee Corso Just Yells "F*ck!"
Joe Namath is Drunk
BONUS: ESPN Mak­ing Fun of the Hot Dog Eat­ing Contest

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Megan Fox Can’t Leave Home Without Some Britney

Posted on 23 Sep 2009 at 1:52pm

What did she say this time? Oh, it’s pretty good.

Appar­ently Megan Fox can’t fly on an air­plane with­out putting on some good ol’ Brit­ney Spears.

The hot actress dishes that she has a major fear of fly­ing and is con­vinced that she won’t die in a plane crash if Britney’s songs are on.

She explains,

I devel­oped that (a fear of fly­ing) when I turned 20. All of a sud­den I got really afraid to get on air­planes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn’t want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it’s not in my des­tiny to die lis­ten­ing to a Brit­ney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (head­phones) when I’m fly­ing because I know it wont crash if I’ve got Brit­ney on.”

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Dead Pool Player Guesses 5 Major Celebrity Deaths

Dead Pool Player Guesses 5 Major Celebrity Deaths

Posted on 16 Sep 2009 at 6:30pm

Back in Jan­u­ary, Rot­ten Dead Pool Player funner911er guessed 10 major celebri­ties that would die in 2009. With the death of Patrick Swayze last night, he has suc­cess­fully pre­dicted 5 deaths. Dolly Par­ton had bet­ter get her affairs in order.

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MTV Music Awards Sinless Act">Celebrities Twitter On Kanye West’s MTV Music Awards Sinless Act

Posted on 16 Sep 2009 at 4:53pm

Oh you know you’ve done wrong when the land of Twit­ter starts knock­ing you down and all your peers start gang­ing up on you! Eeek!

When Kanye West decided hijack­ing the mic outta poor inno­cent Tay­lor Swift’s hand at the MTV Video Awards, he made one of the worst deci­sions of his life. ‘Cuz peeps, espe­cially Tweeps are pissed! When Tweeps are pissed, you get 140 char­ac­ters of f-bombs and pure mad­ness.

Click after the jump to see what some celebs had to say about the whole Kanye-being-a-major-douche-to-Taylor inci­dent.

Pink: “Kanye west is the biggest piece of s*** on earth. Quote me.”

P. Diddy: “I’m gonna say this, we should always have respect for each other! End of discussion.”

Kelly Pick­ler: “Tator Tot, you han­dled your­self with Grace. Kanye, go grow some f***ing balls b***h! don’t mess w/my lil sis!!”

Dane Cook: “Kanye did some­thing incred­i­ble tonight. He made me like coun­try music.”

Ricky Mar­tin: “Kanye – kanye what an a****** dude.”

Eliz­a­beth Banks: “I actu­ally teared up on behalf of that tall Tay­lor Swift. She’s a kid liv­ing her dream! She looked like a beanstalk to Kanye’s mushroom.”

Spencer Pratt: “Tay­lor Swift deserved that award, damnit. It is what THE PEOPLE voted! My heart broke for her, she looked so sad at the end of that moment.”

Chris Paul: “I can not believe that jus happened…CRAZY!!! I am speech­less and

tay­lor swift did not deserve that…”

John Mayer: “Big love to my girl @taylorswift13. A class act.”

Ryan Seacrest: “Vma’s– I feel like tay­lor is my lit­tle sis­ter. I just called her to say was proud of her and she was so brave to crush it right after!”

Hay­ley Williams: “Tay­lor swift, y’all. #teamTaylor.”

Lau­ren Con­rad: “i heart Tay­lor Swift! Con­grats! Well deserved.”

Katy Perry: “F*** you Kanye. It’s like stepped on a kitten.”

Joel Mad­den: “WOW Tay­lor Swift’s first VMA and she didn’t even get to ENJOY it. Kanye You were just a bully on that one man.”

John Sta­mos: “Matt and trey had it so right with South Park’s FISHSTICKS episode on how DENSE you are – KANYE.”

See, even John Sta­mos has some­thing to say! BAM!

Image Via Wireimages

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