From the “this stuff never happened when I was in school” files, news has leaked from Hungary of a female teacher doing a striptease for her students at a local high school. The unnamed teacher, of German descent, was supposed to be supervising a party, but became engaged in an escalating game of Truth or Dare. Dared to do a “pole dance”, she decided instead to do a full on striptease!
The teacher got down to her bra and had unbuttoned her pants before being covered up by another school employee. Luckily, one on-the-ball student decided to capture the dance on his mobile phone. The quality isn’t great, but those are the breaks.
Parents are outraged and want the teacher fired, but the school headmaster has refused to sack the unnamed mistress despite pressure from parents and other teachers, stating that she is a valuable teacher for the school.
Yes, it happened again. In the never ending parade of teacher-student sex stories, we have another entrant hailing from San Jose, California. I guess it’s time to bust out the Fark Teacher-Student Sex Matrix and see where this all female fling lands. Yep, lesbian relationship equals hot. That’s what I thought.
The Weekly Vice has the details and a picture of 24-year-old physical education teacher Rita Brum. That’s right a phys ed teacher. The lesbian jokes just write themselves. Brum was having a relationship with a 17-year-old student until being discovered by the girl’s mother. Details of the affair include a “long passionate kiss” and an eventual hair pulling brawl with the mother. Nice!
If you already clicked on the above link, you know the picture is a bit disappointing. So to fuel your fantasies, I present these photos instead:
That’s much better!
Are you wondering how to turn on a special someone? If you know their Zodiac sign, you may be able to learn something about them by enjoying this secret peek at what turns on each sign.
An Aries individual loves to be a trophy on your arm. They love to be taken out, shown off, and then be made love to by you afterwards.
They expect you to acknowledge them constantly when you are in a crowd. There is nothing that an Aries native hates more then watching you chat other people up. In fact, an Aries that is offended this way thinks nothing of getting rid of you waltzing out the door with someone else.
Taurus individuals are great lovers. They love a good meal at home and then to be completely loved from head to toe by you. Make sure the surroundings are luxurious and peaceful and you will be rewarded for your trouble. The Taurus male in particular is all about pleasing the partner.
The sensitive Taurus dislikes sleeping in a bed that is not their own. If you want to seduce a Taurus, you have a better chance of succeeding if you do it on his or her own turf.
Many of you who have crushes on this sign may be dismayed to learn that even though they dress provocatively, many are simply not that interested in sex. They like the idea of flirting and witty conversation that precedes it better than the actual act.
If you do manage to have sex with one of the Twins, you will then be presented with the challenge of keeping them faithful. One key is to keep a Gemini wondering about what may happen next. A curious Gemini is a happy one!
If you are attracted to a Cancer native, then get ready to do a lot stroking of the ego. They are one of the highest maintenance of all of the signs. This sign craves physical contact, lots of affection, and more than the usual amount of emotional reassurance as well.
You always have to show him or her that you are “working on the relationship.” This means keeping your promises, always doing what you will say you will do, and following through when you say you will do something to progress the relationship. The Cancer must trust you or there is no erotic freedom.
If you are going out with a Leo woman, take her to the most expensive designer shop you can find and let her pick out anything she wants. She will be yours.
If you are going out with a Leo man, then make sure you constantly compliment him as sincerely as you can about his ability to make money or potential to make a lot of money. Make sure that he knows that you perceive him as some kind of genius. Leos love people who make them feel good. Never criticize either the male or female lion or you will be denied sex.
Virgo’s are often called the control freaks of the horoscope. They usually invent a world and live in it. This is usually not a fantasy world. It is usually a very practical world that is all about reaching a long-term goal in some way.
Nothing turns them on more than the idea of commitment. You should also avoid being too loud when it comes to what you wear. Virgos need to feel safe and secure or they are not turned on.
People born under the sign of the Scales have senses of humor that almost seem designed to keep intimacy away. It can take ages before you get a straight answer out of them. This is so you don’t get too close and ask them to make a decision.
They also like to make the first move (even the women) and will lose interest quickly in a person that they don’t feel in control of or that they feel they no longer have to chase. Don’t pursue or there will never ever be any erotic moments.
Scorpios are motivated by jealousy. For instance, a Scorpio woman will always want a man if she thinks other women want him too. The man can be ugly, broke, and a criminal, but if she thinks he is wanted by others she will go for it. The same type of principle applies to the Scorpio man. You can be barefoot, pregnant, and have two cents to your name, but if the Scorpio male thinks that you are desired, he will go for it.
Therefore, if you want to appear attractive to a Scorpio, it is a really good idea to make yourself appear sought after romantically by others.
These sensual creatures love food and drink, perfumes, and anything scented. They do not like jealous or controlling behaviour and like to give you a bit of a chase.
Being a sign that symbolizes travel, it goes without saying that planning a trip of any kind will please a Sagittarius. Seducing them on a train or in a hotel is a wonderful idea. They also thrive in exotic climates such as a hot desert or at the top of a high mountain.
Capricorns also thrive on tons of unconditional support and love, so even though they are luxury loving, you also earn big points with them just by being there at the right place and the right time.
If you offer to do errands or fix things for a female Capricorn, you will win her heart completely. If you offer to decorate a male Capricorn’s home or garden for him, he will find you sexy. If you want to impress a Capricorn, you should also go to a great effort to schedule one on one quality time with him or her.
An Aquarian’s favorite thing is to sit down and have a long talk with someone they love. They are excellent one on one companion and make good therapists. They also love to talk about themselves and their long-term goals so be sure to share in his or her enthusiasm for planning the future.
This sign also enjoys anything that is on the cutting edge of fashion and culture. If you dress really well, the Aquarian will be turned on.
Pisces want to share everything that you have, including your money. They find joint bank accounts sexy.
Pisces are also a very emotionally insecure sign. You may have to always reassure them that they are number one. The way to do this is by giving them somewhat pricey gifts but also to spend as much quality time with them as possible. This means taking long walks with them, holding their hands and kissing them as often as possible.
Adrianne Curry, who was culturally relevant at some point, tweeted a photo of herself playing World of Warcraft naked yesterday. As if a playboy model wasn’t appealing enough for nerds, knowing that one plays WoW with them naked might be too much for some to handle.
That’s right you little geeks, Adrianne Curry plays some butt-naked (and STONED) World of Warcraft. Did you hear that? That was 11.5 million WoW players crashing the Nazgrel server in an attempt to scout out her Level 33 Night Elf and steal it away from a Level 4 Brady.
Adrianne Curry, the first winner of reality TV series America’s Next Top Model, plays Blizzard’s World of Warcraft in the nude — and she’s got the pictures to prove it.
Via her Twitter, Curry announced that after an intense workout at her kickboxing class she would be taking a shower, then spending her Sunday afternoon getting stoned and playing World of Warcraft naked.
Head on over to The Superficial to check out even more provocative pictures of Mrs. Peter Brady, including one of the WoW’er with a Darth Vader statue between her breasts. Why? Because he likes it there. Don’t question the Vade!
Thanks to g3ne, who would hide himself in a computer tower for one glimpse of Adrianne’s spicy body. Get it? Spicy. Like curry! God I’m good at this.
Halloween 2009 will be yet another fun and entertaining holiday! Every October 31st, we get to bring out our wild, adventurous and sexier selves. Halloween is an excuse for all of us to dress up in whatever exciting costume we choose. The holiday known for its ghouls, ghosts, and goblins also brings out some of the most outrageous and truly sexy costumes for women, getting them noticed by everyone!
It seems year after year women are all wearing the same costumes; french maid, nurse, witch, pirate wench and sexy referee. Make sure this Halloween season you’ve got the most original, sexiest possible costume you can find.
Some strippers go to college during the day, others serve coffee. To each her own.
Five bikini-clad baristas in Everett, Wash., face prostitution charges after police said that they served up more than just hot coffee at an espresso stand, Q13FOX.com reported.
The five women, employed by Everett’s ‘Grab-N-Go’ espresso stand, have been charged with prostitution and violating the city’s Adult Entertainment ordinance, Sergeant Robert Goetz told Q13 FOX News.
“For extra money these women would expose their entire body. If they were wearing a bikini they would either take it off or at least lower it. There were some allegations… Complaints from our citizens that they were performing whip cream shows between two women,” Everett Police Sergeant Robert Goetz told Q13 FOX News.
Still not clear where the prostitution part comes in.
What did she say this time? Oh, it’s pretty good.
Apparently Megan Fox can’t fly on an airplane without putting on some good ol’ Britney Spears.
The hot actress dishes that she has a major fear of flying and is convinced that she won’t die in a plane crash if Britney’s songs are on.
She explains,
“I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn’t want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I’m flying because I know it wont crash if I’ve got Britney on.”
Back in January, Rotten Dead Pool Player funner911er guessed 10 major celebrities that would die in 2009. With the death of Patrick Swayze last night, he has successfully predicted 5 deaths. Dolly Parton had better get her affairs in order.
Oh you know you’ve done wrong when the land of Twitter starts knocking you down and all your peers start ganging up on you! Eeek!
When Kanye West decided hijacking the mic outta poor innocent Taylor Swift’s hand at the MTV Video Awards, he made one of the worst decisions of his life. ‘Cuz peeps, especially Tweeps are pissed! When Tweeps are pissed, you get 140 characters of f-bombs and pure madness.
Click after the jump to see what some celebs had to say about the whole Kanye-being-a-major-douche-to-Taylor incident.
Pink: “Kanye west is the biggest piece of s*** on earth. Quote me.”
P. Diddy: “I’m gonna say this, we should always have respect for each other! End of discussion.”
Kelly Pickler: “Tator Tot, you handled yourself with Grace. Kanye, go grow some f***ing balls b***h! don’t mess w/my lil sis!!”
Dane Cook: “Kanye did something incredible tonight. He made me like country music.”
Ricky Martin: “Kanye – kanye what an a****** dude.”
Elizabeth Banks: “I actually teared up on behalf of that tall Taylor Swift. She’s a kid living her dream! She looked like a beanstalk to Kanye’s mushroom.”
Spencer Pratt: “Taylor Swift deserved that award, damnit. It is what THE PEOPLE voted! My heart broke for her, she looked so sad at the end of that moment.”
Chris Paul: “I can not believe that jus happened…CRAZY!!! I am speechless and
taylor swift did not deserve that…”John Mayer: “Big love to my girl @taylorswift13. A class act.”
Ryan Seacrest: “Vma’s– I feel like taylor is my little sister. I just called her to say was proud of her and she was so brave to crush it right after!”
Hayley Williams: “Taylor swift, y’all. #teamTaylor.”
Lauren Conrad: “i heart Taylor Swift! Congrats! Well deserved.”
Katy Perry: “F*** you Kanye. It’s like stepped on a kitten.”
Joel Madden: “WOW Taylor Swift’s first VMA and she didn’t even get to ENJOY it. Kanye You were just a bully on that one man.”
John Stamos: “Matt and trey had it so right with South Park’s FISHSTICKS episode on how DENSE you are – KANYE.”
See, even John Stamos has something to say! BAM!
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