From the “this stuff never happened when I was in school” files, news has leaked from Hungary of a female teacher doing a striptease for her students at a local high school. The unnamed teacher, of German descent, was supposed to be supervising a party, but became engaged in an escalating game of Truth or Dare. Dared to do a “pole dance”, she decided instead to do a full on striptease!
The teacher got down to her bra and had unbuttoned her pants before being covered up by another school employee. Luckily, one on-the-ball student decided to capture the dance on his mobile phone. The quality isn’t great, but those are the breaks.
Parents are outraged and want the teacher fired, but the school headmaster has refused to sack the unnamed mistress despite pressure from parents and other teachers, stating that she is a valuable teacher for the school.
Yes, it happened again. In the never ending parade of teacher-student sex stories, we have another entrant hailing from San Jose, California. I guess it’s time to bust out the Fark Teacher-Student Sex Matrix and see where this all female fling lands. Yep, lesbian relationship equals hot. That’s what I thought.
The Weekly Vice has the details and a picture of 24-year-old physical education teacher Rita Brum. That’s right a phys ed teacher. The lesbian jokes just write themselves. Brum was having a relationship with a 17-year-old student until being discovered by the girl’s mother. Details of the affair include a “long passionate kiss” and an eventual hair pulling brawl with the mother. Nice!
If you already clicked on the above link, you know the picture is a bit disappointing. So to fuel your fantasies, I present these photos instead:
That’s much better!
Are you wondering how to turn on a special someone? If you know their Zodiac sign, you may be able to learn something about them by enjoying this secret peek at what turns on each sign.
An Aries individual loves to be a trophy on your arm. They love to be taken out, shown off, and then be made love to by you afterwards.
They expect you to acknowledge them constantly when you are in a crowd. There is nothing that an Aries native hates more then watching you chat other people up. In fact, an Aries that is offended this way thinks nothing of getting rid of you waltzing out the door with someone else.
Taurus individuals are great lovers. They love a good meal at home and then to be completely loved from head to toe by you. Make sure the surroundings are luxurious and peaceful and you will be rewarded for your trouble. The Taurus male in particular is all about pleasing the partner.
The sensitive Taurus dislikes sleeping in a bed that is not their own. If you want to seduce a Taurus, you have a better chance of succeeding if you do it on his or her own turf.
Many of you who have crushes on this sign may be dismayed to learn that even though they dress provocatively, many are simply not that interested in sex. They like the idea of flirting and witty conversation that precedes it better than the actual act.
If you do manage to have sex with one of the Twins, you will then be presented with the challenge of keeping them faithful. One key is to keep a Gemini wondering about what may happen next. A curious Gemini is a happy one!
If you are attracted to a Cancer native, then get ready to do a lot stroking of the ego. They are one of the highest maintenance of all of the signs. This sign craves physical contact, lots of affection, and more than the usual amount of emotional reassurance as well.
You always have to show him or her that you are “working on the relationship.” This means keeping your promises, always doing what you will say you will do, and following through when you say you will do something to progress the relationship. The Cancer must trust you or there is no erotic freedom.
If you are going out with a Leo woman, take her to the most expensive designer shop you can find and let her pick out anything she wants. She will be yours.
If you are going out with a Leo man, then make sure you constantly compliment him as sincerely as you can about his ability to make money or potential to make a lot of money. Make sure that he knows that you perceive him as some kind of genius. Leos love people who make them feel good. Never criticize either the male or female lion or you will be denied sex.
Virgo’s are often called the control freaks of the horoscope. They usually invent a world and live in it. This is usually not a fantasy world. It is usually a very practical world that is all about reaching a long-term goal in some way.
Nothing turns them on more than the idea of commitment. You should also avoid being too loud when it comes to what you wear. Virgos need to feel safe and secure or they are not turned on.
People born under the sign of the Scales have senses of humor that almost seem designed to keep intimacy away. It can take ages before you get a straight answer out of them. This is so you don’t get too close and ask them to make a decision.
They also like to make the first move (even the women) and will lose interest quickly in a person that they don’t feel in control of or that they feel they no longer have to chase. Don’t pursue or there will never ever be any erotic moments.
Scorpios are motivated by jealousy. For instance, a Scorpio woman will always want a man if she thinks other women want him too. The man can be ugly, broke, and a criminal, but if she thinks he is wanted by others she will go for it. The same type of principle applies to the Scorpio man. You can be barefoot, pregnant, and have two cents to your name, but if the Scorpio male thinks that you are desired, he will go for it.
Therefore, if you want to appear attractive to a Scorpio, it is a really good idea to make yourself appear sought after romantically by others.
These sensual creatures love food and drink, perfumes, and anything scented. They do not like jealous or controlling behaviour and like to give you a bit of a chase.
Being a sign that symbolizes travel, it goes without saying that planning a trip of any kind will please a Sagittarius. Seducing them on a train or in a hotel is a wonderful idea. They also thrive in exotic climates such as a hot desert or at the top of a high mountain.
Capricorns also thrive on tons of unconditional support and love, so even though they are luxury loving, you also earn big points with them just by being there at the right place and the right time.
If you offer to do errands or fix things for a female Capricorn, you will win her heart completely. If you offer to decorate a male Capricorn’s home or garden for him, he will find you sexy. If you want to impress a Capricorn, you should also go to a great effort to schedule one on one quality time with him or her.
An Aquarian’s favorite thing is to sit down and have a long talk with someone they love. They are excellent one on one companion and make good therapists. They also love to talk about themselves and their long-term goals so be sure to share in his or her enthusiasm for planning the future.
This sign also enjoys anything that is on the cutting edge of fashion and culture. If you dress really well, the Aquarian will be turned on.
Pisces want to share everything that you have, including your money. They find joint bank accounts sexy.
Pisces are also a very emotionally insecure sign. You may have to always reassure them that they are number one. The way to do this is by giving them somewhat pricey gifts but also to spend as much quality time with them as possible. This means taking long walks with them, holding their hands and kissing them as often as possible.
There are four women from 2010 Team USA in this year’s SI Swimsuit Issue. Let’s get acquainted!
Clair Bidez is a 22 year-old professional snowboarder who hails from Minturn, Colorado. Bidez is sponsored by Nikita, LaCroix Water, Giro, Copper Mountain and US Snowboarding and has appeared in Transworld Snowboarding, Snowboarder, and Onboard. This is Clair’s first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Hannah Teter, 22, is a snowboarder from Belmont, Vermont, and was a gold medalist in the women’s half pipe competition at the 2006 Olympics. Hannah has appeared on the reality show Punk’d and also has a Ben & Jerry’s flavor named after her: Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie. This is Teter’s first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Lacy Schnoor, 24, was born in Salt Lake City, Utah. She is an aerial skier a member of the U.S. Ski Team and appeared in Salt Lake Magazine in 2009. This is Lacy’s first Sports Illustrated swimsuit appearance.
Lindsey Vonn, 25, is an alpine ski racer and the first American to win back-to-back overall World Cup Championships. Born in Saint Paul, Minnesota, Vonn was skiing by 2 and debuted at the 2002 Olympics. She has appeared in campaigns for Red Bull, Vail, Under Armour, Proctor & Gamble, Uvex, Alka Seltzer Plus and Oroweat. This is Vonn’s first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
As we all know, the Europeans love their body painted babes. (And we love them, too!) It seems like every chance they get, they’re stripping down a hot chick to slather her in their team’s favorite colors. Here in America, however, this most excellent trend is just catching on. So to help get things rolling, let us present to you, Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: American Sport Edition!
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Nowadays, ‘alt porn’ (i.e. naked chicks with tattoos and/or neon-colored hair) is commonplace, a much needed change from the omnipresent blond hair and fake t*ts that have made up the American porn scene for far too long. And it’s all thanks to the punky pornographers at SuicideGirls.com. Of course, there are now tons of copycat Sites, but the lovely ladies of SG will always hold a special place in our pants hearts. So to honor their naughty innovation, we give you 72 Sexy Suicide Girls to feast your eyes upon.
Usually, lusting after the type of girl you’d see rolling around on a pair of skates would get you a few years in prison, but not these girls. They’re 100% legal.
Nothing says summer or desperate high school dance team quite like the bikini car wash, so please enjoy this gallery of dirty girls cleaning dirty cars.
Director David Yates revealed that the scene in Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows takes place as Harry and his best friend Ron Weasley, played by Rupert Grint, are battling a monster.
The creature uses magic to show the images of Harry with Hermione Granger, played by Watson, to Ron, who is madly in love with her.
Mr Yates said: “We’ll create something that feels very sexy and very intriguing to bring about a reaction in Rupert.
“Dan has appeared nude in the past. There are a couple of scenes in the new film in which he will undress, but we’re still thinking about how we present it.
“There is another scene in King’s Cross station, where Harry almost dies and sees Dumbledore. In that scene, he will also be naked.”
However Mr Yates picked another scene in the film as his favourite.
“It’s where Hermione and Harry dance together and is not in the book. It’s something we create for the film and is actually very tender,” he said.
“They also reveal some secrets about each other while dancing.”
Radcliffe previously appeared nude in a stage production of the play Equus.
The first of the two-part final chapter of the Harry Potter films is due out next November.
Stephen Meisel dressed a bunch of models in TwitPic for Vogue Italia, and the results are kind of amusing. They’re also filled with attractive women, so: something for everyone.
The biggest surprise, besides the concept and amount of models here, is the camera shy Steven Meisel him self. Who’s appearing here in his own editorial, titled by the update its self, but beginning with the word ‘Feeling’. Are his own feelings, and thought process, changing as he departs one decade and set to enter another? Are we doing to see a new development in his career? The January issue is now highly anticipated.
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