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SI Swimsuit Issue: Olympic Edition">SI Swimsuit Issue: Olympic Edition
There are four women from 2010 Team USA in this year’s SI Swimsuit Issue. Let’s get acquainted!
Claire Bidez
Clair Bidez is a 22 year-old professional snowboarder who hails from Minturn, Colorado. Bidez is sponsored by Nikita, LaCroix Water, Giro, Copper Mountain and US Snowboarding and has appeared in Transworld Snowboarding, Snowboarder, and Onboard. This is Clair’s first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Hannah Teter
Hannah Teter, 22, is a snowboarder from Belmont, Vermont, and was a gold medalist in the women’s half pipe competition at the 2006 Olympics. Hannah has appeared on the reality show Punk’d and also has a Ben & Jerry’s flavor named after her: Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie. This is Teter’s first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Lacy Schnoor
Lacy Schnoor, 24, was born in Salt Lake City, Utah. She is an aerial skier a member of the U.S. Ski Team and appeared in Salt Lake Magazine in 2009. This is Lacy’s first Sports Illustrated swimsuit appearance.
Lindsay Vonn
Lindsey Vonn, 25, is an alpine ski racer and the first American to win back-to-back overall World Cup Championships. Born in Saint Paul, Minnesota, Vonn was skiing by 2 and debuted at the 2002 Olympics. She has appeared in campaigns for Red Bull, Vail, Under Armour, Proctor & Gamble, Uvex, Alka Seltzer Plus and Oroweat. This is Vonn’s first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
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Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: American Sport Edition
As we all know, the Europeans love their body painted babes. (And we love them, too!) It seems like every chance they get, they’re stripping down a hot chick to slather her in their team’s favorite colors. Here in America, however, this most excellent trend is just catching on. So to help get things rolling, let us present to you, Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: American Sport Edition!
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The 72 Sexiest Suicide Girls
Nowadays, ‘alt porn’ (i.e. naked chicks with tattoos and/or neon-colored hair) is commonplace, a much needed change from the omnipresent blond hair and fake t*ts that have made up the American porn scene for far too long. And it’s all thanks to the punky pornographers at SuicideGirls.com. Of course, there are now tons of copycat Sites, but the lovely ladies of SG will always hold a special place in our pants hearts. So to honor their naughty innovation, we give you 72 Sexy Suicide Girls to feast your eyes upon.
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25 Hot Chicks on Roller Skates
Usually, lusting after the type of girl you’d see rolling around on a pair of skates would get you a few years in prison, but not these girls. They’re 100% legal.
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Sexy Car Wash Bikini Girls
Nothing says summer or desperate high school dance team quite like the bikini car wash, so please enjoy this gallery of dirty girls cleaning dirty cars.
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‘Very sexy’ nude scene for Harry Potter in new film">‘Very sexy’ nude scene for Harry Potter in new film
The latest Harry Potter film will feature a “very sexy” love scene in which actor Daniel Radcliffe appears nude alongside co-star Emma Watson.
Director David Yates revealed that the scene in Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows takes place as Harry and his best friend Ron Weasley, played by Rupert Grint, are battling a monster.
The creature uses magic to show the images of Harry with Hermione Granger, played by Watson, to Ron, who is madly in love with her.
Mr Yates said: “We’ll create something that feels very sexy and very intriguing to bring about a reaction in Rupert.
“Dan has appeared nude in the past. There are a couple of scenes in the new film in which he will undress, but we’re still thinking about how we present it.
“There is another scene in King’s Cross station, where Harry almost dies and sees Dumbledore. In that scene, he will also be naked.”
However Mr Yates picked another scene in the film as his favourite.
“It’s where Hermione and Harry dance together and is not in the book. It’s something we create for the film and is actually very tender,” he said.
“They also reveal some secrets about each other while dancing.”
Radcliffe previously appeared nude in a stage production of the play Equus.
The first of the two-part final chapter of the Harry Potter films is due out next November.
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Models Use Twitter Too
Stephen Meisel dressed a bunch of models in TwitPic for Vogue Italia, and the results are kind of amusing. They’re also filled with attractive women, so: something for everyone.
The biggest surprise, besides the concept and amount of models here, is the camera shy Steven Meisel him self. Who’s appearing here in his own editorial, titled by the update its self, but beginning with the word ‘Feeling’. Are his own feelings, and thought process, changing as he departs one decade and set to enter another? Are we doing to see a new development in his career? The January issue is now highly anticipated.
Gisele Bundchen
Agyness Deyn
Lara Stone
Natalia Vodianova
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& Zooey Deschanel’s Sexy Absolut Ads">Kate Beckinsale & Zooey Deschanel’s Sexy Absolut Ads
No, that is not Hilary Duff! I have been staring at this ad for 30 minutes, and I cannot find Zooey in it. Creepy.
Kate Beckinsale and Zooey Deschanel are in new ads for Absolut vodka. Below are four of the shots, all taken by photographer Ellen von Unwerth.
Bekcinsale plays dress up in one shot as a blond and dons a gold sequined bikini thing in another. Deschanel also goes blond in a futuristic scenario.
- Zooey Deschanel’s Bizarro Absolut Ad
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The Brangelina Sexual Healing Statue
Daniel Edwards’ latest masterpiece is a statue of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie doing what they do best. Fun fact: the statue contains actual pieces of Brad and Angie’s DNA, stolen from wine glasses during the Mr. And Mrs. Smith shoot.
Daniel Edwards, the evil artiste who brought us such terrifying works of art like St. Angie Breastfeeding and Brit Brit Humping On A Dead Bear, has once again used the holy one as inspiration. Daniel’s latest work is called “Brangelina Forever.” More like Barfalotta Forever.
Daniel worked on the piece with fellow artist Xvala. It is currently being showcased in a 4,000 square foot home in Oklahoma City called “The Brangelina.” The home was designed by Xvala.
Xvala has installed the sculpture in the ceiling of the master bedroom to inspire “sexual healing for the room’s occupants.”
Xvala is the grand dame of Brangaloonies, because the statute is embedded with crushed glass containing Brad and Angie’s DNA obtained from wine glasses from which they drank while reportedly celebrating the anniversary of their first meeting on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Xvala and his publicist released this statement, which might make you want to crawl back into bed and bawl for our future: “The ‘Brangelina’ sculpture is destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie’s relationship will persist in peoples’ memories. Theirs is the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton romance of our time. I believe every home in America should become an ‘honorary home’ to our Superstars, in order to connect celebrities and regular people in spirit.”
Xvala must be closely related to Xenu, because this bitch is the epitome of FUCKED UP CRAZY! For the sake of his friends and family, I hope this trick is just telling jokes. When you outdo Twitards, it’s time to retreat to the nearest padded room.
When was the last time Brad Pitt looked like that?! If they were going to do this, they could’ve at least made it more realistic. Xvala should’ve pulled a grandma off the street, shaved her muff off, dipped it in holy water and then pasted it on Brad’s chin. And why did that Disney Princess Bird eat St. Angie’s nipples off?
You know every Brangaloonie is going to Photoshop their head onto that bird’s body and send this out as their Christmas card. If you get one in the mail, burn it immediately! That shit might be contagious.
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Tiger Woods Offered Mistress Jaimee Grubbs A Job
In yet another bombshell revelation, Tiger Woods offered his mistress, Jaimee Grubbs, a job and a free place to live in Las Vegas, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
“She said that he had offered her a condo or apartment,” Keith Taylor exclusively told RadarOnline.com. “From what she told me, he said she could stay there for free and sort of manage the property.”
Taylor worked at an Acura car dealership with Grubbs in 2007 when her alleged affair with Tiger was just beginning. “When he had tournaments she would wear a red shirt to work. She had kind of explained that that was a significant thing between them two,” he said. “Something special that they shared.”
Taylor also said that Jaimee was constantly in touch with Woods via text messages and was excited about the opportunity Woods had offered her in Vegas. “I think that she was enamored with being anywhere kind of affiliated with somebody of that stature.”
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