1. The Weave Grab

Perhaps the most definitive element of any cat fight….ladies know to go for the gold (in this case, goldilocks)

2. Close-Face Speech

A pre­cur­sor to many girl fights is the close-face speech. Insults never sting as much as they do when issued two inches from your nose.

3. The Stance Dance

All girl fights start with an extended stance dance — usu­ally sway­ing back and forth puff­ing out one’s chest. Some­times the entire fight IS the stance dance!

4. Sassy Fin­ger Wag

Ooooooh no she didn’t!

5. Screeching

The true mea­sure of inten­sity in a girl fight isn’t the strength of the punch, it’s the decibal level of the screech.

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Announc­ing a foot­ball game is hard work.  You have to watch the game and talk about what’s going on, and you don’t even get to pound beer and Dori­tos while you’re doing it.  It’s just too damn stress­ful up in the booth. That’s why foot­ball announc­ers are always drop­ping F-bombs and say­ing really racist and/or homo­pho­bic things.

Here are 10 Awe­some Foot­ball Announcer F***-Ups: