There are four women from 2010 Team USA in this year’s SI Swimsuit Issue. Let’s get acquainted!
Clair Bidez is a 22 year-old professional snowboarder who hails from Minturn, Colorado. Bidez is sponsored by Nikita, LaCroix Water, Giro, Copper Mountain and US Snowboarding and has appeared in Transworld Snowboarding, Snowboarder, and Onboard. This is Clair’s first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Hannah Teter, 22, is a snowboarder from Belmont, Vermont, and was a gold medalist in the women’s half pipe competition at the 2006 Olympics. Hannah has appeared on the reality show Punk’d and also has a Ben & Jerry’s flavor named after her: Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie. This is Teter’s first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Lacy Schnoor, 24, was born in Salt Lake City, Utah. She is an aerial skier a member of the U.S. Ski Team and appeared in Salt Lake Magazine in 2009. This is Lacy’s first Sports Illustrated swimsuit appearance.
Lindsey Vonn, 25, is an alpine ski racer and the first American to win back-to-back overall World Cup Championships. Born in Saint Paul, Minnesota, Vonn was skiing by 2 and debuted at the 2002 Olympics. She has appeared in campaigns for Red Bull, Vail, Under Armour, Proctor & Gamble, Uvex, Alka Seltzer Plus and Oroweat. This is Vonn’s first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Girls and guys, howgood are movie trailer mash-ups?! Seriously, so awesome. They bring the LOLs and the satire! Nothing’s better than ironically derived LOLs.
Like, have you seen that ‘Avatar’ movie?! ZoMG, it was pretty! So much shiny flashy swoopy 3D alien cat people! If there is an Oscar for best alien cat people, then give all best alien cat people Oscars to ‘Avatar’. But I’m thinking that maybe it would have been good to invest .1% of the movie’s budget in not ripping off ‘FernGully’? Maybe? IDK, I am not captain filmmaker over here.
But if the ‘FernGully’/‘Avatar’ trailer mash-up is any indication, someone agrees with me. After the jump, check out that mash-up plus seven more of the best mash-ups of all time.
This one brings major major LOLs. The big tree in ‘FernGully’ looks just like the big tree in ‘Avatar.’
You’ve got to hand it to ‘WALL-E’…for a kid’s flick, it sure depicts a pretty disturbing dystopian future.
Wow, 1999 really was the year of paranoid macho beat-em-ups that toyed with the nature of reality.
As a Rolling Stones' fan, I derive a lot of pleasure from this.
That starfish has seen some things.
Finally, someone points out the sizzling sexual tension between Marty and the Doc.
If you were a mutant who lived in a sewer then you’d be pretty disgruntled too.
Finally, Hayden Christensen's smoldering emo eyes get put into a more appropriate film.
I just wanted to wish a happy new year to all our readers. One of the cool things about blogging is that you get to make friends and meet some terrific people along the way, and that is exactly how I feel about you guys.
I am sure 2010 will be an awesome year for everyone.
Rock on!
Jennifer Lopez spent New Year’s Eve in Times Square singing and dancing in a bedazzled catsuit with matching shoe booties.
Lopez performed as part of television special.
The mom to twins Max and Emme also had her husband Marc Anthony there with her so she wasn’t alone at midnight.
You were probably mentally constructing this already. Nice of someone to lay it out for you. And to confirm which gig was least dignified.
Via: maxim
Adrianne Curry, who was culturally relevant at some point, tweeted a photo of herself playing World of Warcraft naked yesterday. As if a playboy model wasn’t appealing enough for nerds, knowing that one plays WoW with them naked might be too much for some to handle.
That’s right you little geeks, Adrianne Curry plays some butt-naked (and STONED) World of Warcraft. Did you hear that? That was 11.5 million WoW players crashing the Nazgrel server in an attempt to scout out her Level 33 Night Elf and steal it away from a Level 4 Brady.
Adrianne Curry, the first winner of reality TV series America’s Next Top Model, plays Blizzard’s World of Warcraft in the nude — and she’s got the pictures to prove it.
Via her Twitter, Curry announced that after an intense workout at her kickboxing class she would be taking a shower, then spending her Sunday afternoon getting stoned and playing World of Warcraft naked.
Head on over to The Superficial to check out even more provocative pictures of Mrs. Peter Brady, including one of the WoW’er with a Darth Vader statue between her breasts. Why? Because he likes it there. Don’t question the Vade!
Thanks to g3ne, who would hide himself in a computer tower for one glimpse of Adrianne’s spicy body. Get it? Spicy. Like curry! God I’m good at this.
Daniel Edwards’ latest masterpiece is a statue of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie doing what they do best. Fun fact: the statue contains actual pieces of Brad and Angie’s DNA, stolen from wine glasses during the Mr. And Mrs. Smith shoot.
Daniel Edwards, the evil artiste who brought us such terrifying works of art like St. Angie Breastfeeding and Brit Brit Humping On A Dead Bear, has once again used the holy one as inspiration. Daniel’s latest work is called “Brangelina Forever.” More like Barfalotta Forever.
Daniel worked on the piece with fellow artist Xvala. It is currently being showcased in a 4,000 square foot home in Oklahoma City called “The Brangelina.” The home was designed by Xvala.
Xvala has installed the sculpture in the ceiling of the master bedroom to inspire “sexual healing for the room’s occupants.”
Xvala is the grand dame of Brangaloonies, because the statute is embedded with crushed glass containing Brad and Angie’s DNA obtained from wine glasses from which they drank while reportedly celebrating the anniversary of their first meeting on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Xvala and his publicist released this statement, which might make you want to crawl back into bed and bawl for our future: “The ‘Brangelina’ sculpture is destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie’s relationship will persist in peoples’ memories. Theirs is the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton romance of our time. I believe every home in America should become an ‘honorary home’ to our Superstars, in order to connect celebrities and regular people in spirit.”
Xvala must be closely related to Xenu, because this bitch is the epitome of FUCKED UP CRAZY! For the sake of his friends and family, I hope this trick is just telling jokes. When you outdo Twitards, it’s time to retreat to the nearest padded room.
When was the last time Brad Pitt looked like that?! If they were going to do this, they could’ve at least made it more realistic. Xvala should’ve pulled a grandma off the street, shaved her muff off, dipped it in holy water and then pasted it on Brad’s chin. And why did that Disney Princess Bird eat St. Angie’s nipples off?
You know every Brangaloonie is going to Photoshop their head onto that bird’s body and send this out as their Christmas card. If you get one in the mail, burn it immediately! That shit might be contagious.
School Disco in London is the place to go if you have a thing for hot chicks dressed up in a (slutty) school uniform.
Scantily clad drunk girls letting loose on a Friday night means the chances of getting laid in this place are high, very high.
Who knows, you might get lucky and pull a celebrity schoolgirl like Gemma or Helen.
Kristanna Loken would never win Miss World but I’d taken her over any current or former beauty queens any day of the week because she has something all of them lack – sex appeal – for me the 29 year old actress just oozes it.
Even in this classic photoshoot of her in a tatty old pair of jeans and dowdy polo top she still radiates sex and seduction.
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