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SI Swimsuit Issue: Olympic Edition

SI Swimsuit Issue: Olympic Edition">SI Swimsuit Issue: Olympic Edition

Posted on 12 Feb 2010 at 1:52am

There are four women from 2010 Team USA in this year’s SI Swim­suit Issue. Let’s get acquainted!

Claire Bidez

Clair Bidez is a 22 year-old pro­fes­sional snow­boarder who hails from Minturn, Col­orado. Bidez is spon­sored by Nikita, LaCroix Water, Giro, Cop­per Moun­tain and US Snow­board­ing and has appeared in Transworld Snow­board­ing, Snow­boarder, and Onboard. This is Clair’s first Sports Illus­trated Swim­suit Issue.

Han­nah Teter

Han­nah Teter, 22, is a snow­boarder from Bel­mont, Ver­mont, and was a gold medal­ist in the women’s half pipe com­pe­ti­tion at the 2006 Olympics. Han­nah has appeared on the real­ity show Punk’d and also has a Ben & Jerry’s fla­vor named after her: Han­nah Teter’s Maple Blondie. This is Teter’s first Sports Illus­trated Swim­suit Issue.

Lacy Schnoor

Lacy Schnoor, 24, was born in Salt Lake City, Utah. She is an aer­ial skier a mem­ber of the U.S. Ski Team and appeared in Salt Lake Mag­a­zine in 2009. This is Lacy’s first Sports Illus­trated swim­suit appearance.

Lind­say Vonn

Lind­sey Vonn, 25, is an alpine ski racer and the first Amer­i­can to win back-to-back over­all World Cup Cham­pi­onships. Born in Saint Paul, Min­nesota, Vonn was ski­ing by 2 and debuted at the 2002 Olympics. She has appeared in cam­paigns for Red Bull, Vail, Under Armour, Proc­tor & Gam­ble, Uvex, Alka Seltzer Plus and Oroweat. This is Vonn’s first Sports Illus­trated Swim­suit Issue.

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The Best Trailer Mash-Ups of All Time (Videos)

Posted on 03 Jan 2010 at 4:07pm

Girls and guys, how­good are movie trailer mash-ups?! Seri­ously, so awe­some. They bring the LOLs and the satire! Nothing’s bet­ter than iron­i­cally derived LOLs.

Like, have you seen that ‘Avatar’ movie?! ZoMG, it was pretty! So much shiny flashy swoopy 3D alien cat peo­ple! If there is an Oscar for best alien cat peo­ple, then give all best alien cat peo­ple Oscars to ‘Avatar’. But I’m think­ing that maybe it would have been good to invest .1% of the movie’s bud­get in not rip­ping off ‘Fer­n­Gully’? Maybe? IDK, I am not cap­tain film­maker over here.

But if the ‘FernGully’/‘Avatar’ trailer mash-up is any indi­ca­tion, some­one agrees with me. After the jump, check out that mash-up plus seven more of the best mash-ups of all time.

Avatar’ + ‘FernGully’

This one brings major major LOLs. The big tree in ‘Fer­n­Gully’ looks just like the big tree in ‘Avatar.’

Watch­men’ + ‘WALL-E

You’ve got to hand it to ‘WALL-E’…for a kid’s flick, it sure depicts a pretty dis­turb­ing dystopian future.

The Matrix’ + ‘Fight Club’

Wow, 1999 really was the year of para­noid macho beat-em-ups that toyed with the nature of reality.

'A Hard Day's Night' + Zombies

As a Rolling Stones' fan, I derive a lot of pleasure from this.

Find­ing Nemo’ + ‘Crash’

That starfish has seen some things.

'Brokeback Mountain' + 'Back To The Future'

Finally, someone points out the sizzling sexual tension between Marty and the Doc.

Reser­voir Dogs’ + ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

If you were a mutant who lived in a sewer then you’d be pretty dis­grun­tled too.

'Star Wars' + 'Garden State'

Finally, Hayden Christensen's smoldering emo eyes get put into a more appropriate film.

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Happy New Year Everyone

Happy New Year Everyone

Posted on 03 Jan 2010 at 3:54pm

I just wanted to wish a happy new year to all our read­ers. One of the cool things about blog­ging is that you get to make friends and meet some ter­rific peo­ple along the way, and that is exactly how I feel about you guys.

I am sure 2010 will be an awe­some year for everyone.

Rock on!

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J.Lo PICS: Jennifer Lopez's Curves In New Year's Eve Cat Woman Bodysuit (PHOTOS)

PICS: Jennifer Lopez’s Curves In New Year’s Eve Cat Woman Bodysuit (PHOTOS)">J.Lo PICS: Jennifer Lopez’s Curves In New Year’s Eve Cat Woman Bodysuit (PHOTOS)

Posted on 03 Jan 2010 at 2:59pm

Jen­nifer Lopez spent New Year’s Eve in Times Square singing and danc­ing in a bedaz­zled cat­suit with match­ing shoe booties.

Lopez per­formed as part of tele­vi­sion special.

The mom to twins Max and Emme also had her hus­band Marc Anthony there with her so she wasn’t alone at midnight.

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The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command

The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command

Posted on 18 Dec 2009 at 11:07am

You were prob­a­bly men­tally con­struct­ing this already. Nice of some­one to lay it out for you. And to con­firm which gig was least dignified.

Via: maxim

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Adrianne Curry Plays World Of Warcraft Naked [NSFW]

NSFW]">Adrianne Curry Plays World Of Warcraft Naked [NSFW]

Posted on 08 Dec 2009 at 7:19pm

Adri­anne Curry, who was cul­tur­ally rel­e­vant at some point, tweeted a photo of her­self play­ing World of War­craft naked yes­ter­day. As if a play­boy model wasn’t appeal­ing enough for nerds, know­ing that one plays WoW with them naked might be too much for some to handle.

That’s right you lit­tle geeks, Adri­anne Curry plays some butt-naked (and STONED) World of War­craft. Did you hear that? That was 11.5 mil­lion WoW play­ers crash­ing the Naz­grel server in an attempt to scout out her Level 33 Night Elf and steal it away from a Level 4 Brady.

Adri­anne Curry, the first win­ner of real­ity TV series America’s Next Top Model, plays Blizzard’s World of War­craft in the nude — and she’s got the pic­tures to prove it.
Via her Twit­ter, Curry announced that after an intense work­out at her kick­box­ing class she would be tak­ing a shower, then spend­ing her Sun­day after­noon get­ting stoned and play­ing World of War­craft naked.

Head on over to The Super­fi­cial to check out even more provoca­tive pic­tures of Mrs. Peter Brady, includ­ing one of the WoW’er with a Darth Vader statue between her breasts. Why? Because he likes it there. Don’t ques­tion the Vade!

Thanks to g3ne, who would hide him­self in a com­puter tower for one glimpse of Adrianne’s spicy body. Get it? Spicy. Like curry! God I’m good at this.

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The Brangelina Sexual Healing Statue

The Brangelina Sexual Healing Statue

Posted on 08 Dec 2009 at 6:51pm

Daniel Edwards’ lat­est mas­ter­piece is a statue of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie doing what they do best. Fun fact: the statue con­tains actual pieces of Brad and Angie’s DNA, stolen from wine glasses dur­ing the Mr. And Mrs. Smith shoot.

Daniel Edwards, the evil artiste who brought us such ter­ri­fy­ing works of art like St. Angie Breast­feed­ing and Brit Brit Hump­ing On A Dead Bear, has once again used the holy one as inspi­ra­tion. Daniel’s lat­est work is called “Brangelina For­ever.” More like Bar­falotta Forever.

Daniel worked on the piece with fel­low artist Xvala. It is cur­rently being show­cased in a 4,000 square foot home in Okla­homa City called “The Brangelina.” The home was designed by Xvala.

Xvala has installed the sculp­ture in the ceil­ing of the mas­ter bed­room to inspire “sex­ual heal­ing for the room’s occu­pants.”

Xvala is the grand dame of Bran­ga­loonies, because the statute is embed­ded with crushed glass con­tain­ing Brad and Angie’s DNA obtained from wine glasses from which they drank while report­edly cel­e­brat­ing the anniver­sary of their first meet­ing on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Xvala and his pub­li­cist released this state­ment, which might make you want to crawl back into bed and bawl for our future: “The ‘Brangelina’ sculp­ture is des­tined to exist for­ever, the way Brad and Angie’s rela­tion­ship will per­sist in peo­ples’ mem­o­ries. Theirs is the Eliz­a­beth Tay­lor and Richard Bur­ton romance of our time. I believe every home in Amer­ica should become an ‘hon­orary home’ to our Super­stars, in order to con­nect celebri­ties and reg­u­lar peo­ple in spirit.

Xvala must be closely related to Xenu, because this bitch is the epit­ome of FUCKED UP CRAZY! For the sake of his friends and fam­ily, I hope this trick is just telling jokes. When you outdo Twitards, it’s time to retreat to the near­est padded room.

When was the last time Brad Pitt looked like that?! If they were going to do this, they could’ve at least made it more real­is­tic. Xvala should’ve pulled a grandma off the street, shaved her muff off, dipped it in holy water and then pasted it on Brad’s chin. And why did that Dis­ney Princess Bird eat St. Angie’s nip­ples off?

You know every Bran­ga­loonie is going to Pho­to­shop their head onto that bird’s body and send this out as their Christ­mas card. If you get one in the mail, burn it imme­di­ately! That shit might be contagious.

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25 Babes James Bond Has Boned

25 Babes James Bond Has Boned

Posted on 03 Dec 2009 at 3:13am

It’s time to get tested, Mr. Bond.

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88 Pics Of School Disco Chicks / Disco School Girls

88 Pics Of School Disco Chicks / Disco School Girls

Posted on 03 Dec 2009 at 2:39am

School Disco in Lon­don is the place to go if you have a thing for hot chicks dressed up in a (slutty) school uniform.

Scant­ily clad drunk girls let­ting loose on a Fri­day night means the chances of get­ting laid in this place are high, very high.

Who knows, you might get lucky and pull a celebrity school­girl like Gemma or Helen.

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Classic Photoshoot: Kristanna Loken

Classic Photoshoot: Kristanna Loken

Posted on 03 Dec 2009 at 1:34am

Kris­tanna Loken would never win Miss World but I’d taken her over any cur­rent or for­mer beauty queens any day of the week because she has some­thing all of them lack – sex appeal – for me the 29 year old actress just oozes it.

Even in this clas­sic pho­to­shoot of her in a tatty old pair of jeans and dowdy polo top she still radi­ates sex and seduction.

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