Perhaps spurred by the viewer response to Sasha Grey’s jungle of pubic hair on “Entourage,” HBO is now working on a show about the porn industry, according to Page Six.
Mark Wahlberg and Steve Levinson are working with controversial writer James Frey… on a one-hour drama that will use both legit actors and real porn performers. The plot will focus on a giant video company under siege from Internet competitors and a girl from the Midwest whose boyfriend convinces her to move to Los Angeles to become a star.
Frey, who’s writing the pilot, said, “We’re going to make a sprawling epic about the porn business in LA. We’re going to tell the type of stories no one else has told before, and go places no one has gone before.”
Places no one has ever gone before, eh? Sounds to me like someone’s finally developed the vagina cam.
The tag line for this should be pretty easy to write. “From the creator of ‘Entourage’ and the writer of the most-disparaged memoir of our time… something something… PORN!”
Two things happened to Rima Fakih yesterday. She nearly went splat after tripping over the long train of her wedding-like gown. And more importantly, the Miss Michigan USA pageant queen was crowned Miss USA. Rima, who was born in Lebanon and moved to the U.S. as a baby, said she knew she’d be crowned the winner when she saw Donald Trump‘s expression. “That’s the same look that he gives them when he says, ‘You’re hired,’ on ‘The Apprentice,’ she said. Rima will go on to represent the U.S. in the 2010 Miss Universe pageant. She also will receive a New York apartment for one year, an undisclosed salary, and various beauty, health, and professional services. After the jump, find out more about Rima, including the surprising talent that helped her win another kind of contest.
10 Things to Know About Rima Fakih
From the “this stuff never happened when I was in school” files, news has leaked from Hungary of a female teacher doing a striptease for her students at a local high school. The unnamed teacher, of German descent, was supposed to be supervising a party, but became engaged in an escalating game of Truth or Dare. Dared to do a “pole dance”, she decided instead to do a full on striptease!
The teacher got down to her bra and had unbuttoned her pants before being covered up by another school employee. Luckily, one on-the-ball student decided to capture the dance on his mobile phone. The quality isn’t great, but those are the breaks.
Parents are outraged and want the teacher fired, but the school headmaster has refused to sack the unnamed mistress despite pressure from parents and other teachers, stating that she is a valuable teacher for the school.
Yes, it happened again. In the never ending parade of teacher-student sex stories, we have another entrant hailing from San Jose, California. I guess it’s time to bust out the Fark Teacher-Student Sex Matrix and see where this all female fling lands. Yep, lesbian relationship equals hot. That’s what I thought.
The Weekly Vice has the details and a picture of 24-year-old physical education teacher Rita Brum. That’s right a phys ed teacher. The lesbian jokes just write themselves. Brum was having a relationship with a 17-year-old student until being discovered by the girl’s mother. Details of the affair include a “long passionate kiss” and an eventual hair pulling brawl with the mother. Nice!
If you already clicked on the above link, you know the picture is a bit disappointing. So to fuel your fantasies, I present these photos instead:
That’s much better!
Are you wondering how to turn on a special someone? If you know their Zodiac sign, you may be able to learn something about them by enjoying this secret peek at what turns on each sign.
An Aries individual loves to be a trophy on your arm. They love to be taken out, shown off, and then be made love to by you afterwards.
They expect you to acknowledge them constantly when you are in a crowd. There is nothing that an Aries native hates more then watching you chat other people up. In fact, an Aries that is offended this way thinks nothing of getting rid of you waltzing out the door with someone else.
Taurus individuals are great lovers. They love a good meal at home and then to be completely loved from head to toe by you. Make sure the surroundings are luxurious and peaceful and you will be rewarded for your trouble. The Taurus male in particular is all about pleasing the partner.
The sensitive Taurus dislikes sleeping in a bed that is not their own. If you want to seduce a Taurus, you have a better chance of succeeding if you do it on his or her own turf.
Many of you who have crushes on this sign may be dismayed to learn that even though they dress provocatively, many are simply not that interested in sex. They like the idea of flirting and witty conversation that precedes it better than the actual act.
If you do manage to have sex with one of the Twins, you will then be presented with the challenge of keeping them faithful. One key is to keep a Gemini wondering about what may happen next. A curious Gemini is a happy one!
If you are attracted to a Cancer native, then get ready to do a lot stroking of the ego. They are one of the highest maintenance of all of the signs. This sign craves physical contact, lots of affection, and more than the usual amount of emotional reassurance as well.
You always have to show him or her that you are “working on the relationship.” This means keeping your promises, always doing what you will say you will do, and following through when you say you will do something to progress the relationship. The Cancer must trust you or there is no erotic freedom.
If you are going out with a Leo woman, take her to the most expensive designer shop you can find and let her pick out anything she wants. She will be yours.
If you are going out with a Leo man, then make sure you constantly compliment him as sincerely as you can about his ability to make money or potential to make a lot of money. Make sure that he knows that you perceive him as some kind of genius. Leos love people who make them feel good. Never criticize either the male or female lion or you will be denied sex.
Virgo’s are often called the control freaks of the horoscope. They usually invent a world and live in it. This is usually not a fantasy world. It is usually a very practical world that is all about reaching a long-term goal in some way.
Nothing turns them on more than the idea of commitment. You should also avoid being too loud when it comes to what you wear. Virgos need to feel safe and secure or they are not turned on.
People born under the sign of the Scales have senses of humor that almost seem designed to keep intimacy away. It can take ages before you get a straight answer out of them. This is so you don’t get too close and ask them to make a decision.
They also like to make the first move (even the women) and will lose interest quickly in a person that they don’t feel in control of or that they feel they no longer have to chase. Don’t pursue or there will never ever be any erotic moments.
Scorpios are motivated by jealousy. For instance, a Scorpio woman will always want a man if she thinks other women want him too. The man can be ugly, broke, and a criminal, but if she thinks he is wanted by others she will go for it. The same type of principle applies to the Scorpio man. You can be barefoot, pregnant, and have two cents to your name, but if the Scorpio male thinks that you are desired, he will go for it.
Therefore, if you want to appear attractive to a Scorpio, it is a really good idea to make yourself appear sought after romantically by others.
These sensual creatures love food and drink, perfumes, and anything scented. They do not like jealous or controlling behaviour and like to give you a bit of a chase.
Being a sign that symbolizes travel, it goes without saying that planning a trip of any kind will please a Sagittarius. Seducing them on a train or in a hotel is a wonderful idea. They also thrive in exotic climates such as a hot desert or at the top of a high mountain.
Capricorns also thrive on tons of unconditional support and love, so even though they are luxury loving, you also earn big points with them just by being there at the right place and the right time.
If you offer to do errands or fix things for a female Capricorn, you will win her heart completely. If you offer to decorate a male Capricorn’s home or garden for him, he will find you sexy. If you want to impress a Capricorn, you should also go to a great effort to schedule one on one quality time with him or her.
An Aquarian’s favorite thing is to sit down and have a long talk with someone they love. They are excellent one on one companion and make good therapists. They also love to talk about themselves and their long-term goals so be sure to share in his or her enthusiasm for planning the future.
This sign also enjoys anything that is on the cutting edge of fashion and culture. If you dress really well, the Aquarian will be turned on.
Pisces want to share everything that you have, including your money. They find joint bank accounts sexy.
Pisces are also a very emotionally insecure sign. You may have to always reassure them that they are number one. The way to do this is by giving them somewhat pricey gifts but also to spend as much quality time with them as possible. This means taking long walks with them, holding their hands and kissing them as often as possible.
R&B superstar Akon is in town and B-town is all abuzz!
The massive hit maker has spent some time in India to perform at Shahrukh Khan’s IPL kick-off party and to record a song for the King of Bollywood’s next movie “Ra.One” co-starring the ever so beautiful Kareena Kapoor.
Shahrukh, Bebo and “Ra.One” director Anubhav Sinha held a press conference with Akon on Tuesday at Mumbai’s Sahara Star hotel.
And SRK had a hard time hiding his excitement to hang out with Akon! The two even sang a snippet of the R&B star’s hit “Smack That!”
After calming down a little but, SRK told reporters:
““Ra.One” is a superhero film. There is a good guy, there is a bad guy, there is a beautiful girl, there is a wonderful singer and a fantastic director.”
“It’s a kind of film, a genre we guys haven’t tried at ‘Red Chilies.’ On behalf of the whole team, I would like to try and I hope we succeed. It’s a new thing for all of us, so we are giving it our best shot,” he added.
Check out Shahrukh and Akon sing “Smack That” together in Mumbai above and share your thoughts! Should SRK launch a music career? Drop us a line.
The teen sensation Miley Cyrus says good bye! Rather it is Hannah Montana who says “Good Bye” to her millions of fans world wide.The hugely popular Disney T.V show Hannah Montana comes to an end on Sunday March 14th.
The show started in 2006 when Miley was 13 years old. The show was a huge success for the Disney channel. Infact Miley’s music career got a head start with the release of the Hannah Montana Soundtrack CD.
The name and fame that Miley got because of the show is phenomenal. She became a “Teen Icon”. Every girl wanted to be like her ever since.They wanted to dress like her, the proof is that the “Hannah Montana” costume is one of the hot favorites for halloween till date. Naturally it will be hard for her fans to say “good bye”! I have witnessed the “awwwwwwwwws” of the little girls all over USA,when they came to know that their favorite star is going to say good bye very soon.
“The Show Hannah Montana was all about Miley Stewart (Miley Cyrus), an average high schooler. Unbeknownst to her classmates, she had a dual identity one as the popular singer Hannah Montana., and the other was that of an average teen girl Miley Stewart. Miley in the show was raised by her father in Tenessese. Miley came to Malibu with her father and manager, Robby Stewart (real-life dad Billy Ray Cyrus), and her brother Jackson (Jason Earles) to fulfil her dreams. Miley’ best friends were Lilly (Emily Osment) and Oliver (Mitchel Musso) were among the few who knew Hannah Montana’s true identity.”
The media says that with Miley Cyrus (17) getting older and wanting to move on to do other things, the young star apparently feels like it’s time for Hannah Montana to come to an end.But thankfully, the show does not end abruptly,it ends with a moral.As a parent of a Hannah Montana fan I can vouch that this show always had some educational/moral lessons in every episode.The father daughter relationship or the sibbling relationship portrayed was truly remarkable. There were a lot of good reasons for the show to become so popular through out the world.
However, like all good things comes to an end, the last episode of Hannah Montana will be aired on the Disney Channel this Sunday evening, where Hannah aka Miley takes a very important decision. Don’t miss it!
Good Luck Miley!
Girls and guys, howgood are movie trailer mash-ups?! Seriously, so awesome. They bring the LOLs and the satire! Nothing’s better than ironically derived LOLs.
Like, have you seen that ‘Avatar’ movie?! ZoMG, it was pretty! So much shiny flashy swoopy 3D alien cat people! If there is an Oscar for best alien cat people, then give all best alien cat people Oscars to ‘Avatar’. But I’m thinking that maybe it would have been good to invest .1% of the movie’s budget in not ripping off ‘FernGully’? Maybe? IDK, I am not captain filmmaker over here.
But if the ‘FernGully’/‘Avatar’ trailer mash-up is any indication, someone agrees with me. After the jump, check out that mash-up plus seven more of the best mash-ups of all time.
This one brings major major LOLs. The big tree in ‘FernGully’ looks just like the big tree in ‘Avatar.’
You’ve got to hand it to ‘WALL-E’…for a kid’s flick, it sure depicts a pretty disturbing dystopian future.
Wow, 1999 really was the year of paranoid macho beat-em-ups that toyed with the nature of reality.
As a Rolling Stones' fan, I derive a lot of pleasure from this.
That starfish has seen some things.
Finally, someone points out the sizzling sexual tension between Marty and the Doc.
If you were a mutant who lived in a sewer then you’d be pretty disgruntled too.
Finally, Hayden Christensen's smoldering emo eyes get put into a more appropriate film.
I just wanted to wish a happy new year to all our readers. One of the cool things about blogging is that you get to make friends and meet some terrific people along the way, and that is exactly how I feel about you guys.
I am sure 2010 will be an awesome year for everyone.
Rock on!
You were probably mentally constructing this already. Nice of someone to lay it out for you. And to confirm which gig was least dignified.
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