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The Best Trailer Mash-Ups of All Time (Videos)

Posted on 03 Jan 2010 at 4:07pm

Girls and guys, how­good are movie trailer mash-ups?! Seri­ously, so awe­some. They bring the LOLs and the satire! Nothing’s bet­ter than iron­i­cally derived LOLs.

Like, have you seen that ‘Avatar’ movie?! ZoMG, it was pretty! So much shiny flashy swoopy 3D alien cat peo­ple! If there is an Oscar for best alien cat peo­ple, then give all best alien cat peo­ple Oscars to ‘Avatar’. But I’m think­ing that maybe it would have been good to invest .1% of the movie’s bud­get in not rip­ping off ‘Fer­n­Gully’? Maybe? IDK, I am not cap­tain film­maker over here.

But if the ‘FernGully’/‘Avatar’ trailer mash-up is any indi­ca­tion, some­one agrees with me. After the jump, check out that mash-up plus seven more of the best mash-ups of all time.

Avatar’ + ‘FernGully’

This one brings major major LOLs. The big tree in ‘Fer­n­Gully’ looks just like the big tree in ‘Avatar.’

Watch­men’ + ‘WALL-E

You’ve got to hand it to ‘WALL-E’…for a kid’s flick, it sure depicts a pretty dis­turb­ing dystopian future.

The Matrix’ + ‘Fight Club’

Wow, 1999 really was the year of para­noid macho beat-em-ups that toyed with the nature of reality.

'A Hard Day's Night' + Zombies

As a Rolling Stones' fan, I derive a lot of pleasure from this.

Find­ing Nemo’ + ‘Crash’

That starfish has seen some things.

'Brokeback Mountain' + 'Back To The Future'

Finally, someone points out the sizzling sexual tension between Marty and the Doc.

Reser­voir Dogs’ + ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

If you were a mutant who lived in a sewer then you’d be pretty dis­grun­tled too.

'Star Wars' + 'Garden State'

Finally, Hayden Christensen's smoldering emo eyes get put into a more appropriate film.

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Happy New Year Everyone

Happy New Year Everyone

Posted on 03 Jan 2010 at 3:54pm

I just wanted to wish a happy new year to all our read­ers. One of the cool things about blog­ging is that you get to make friends and meet some ter­rific peo­ple along the way, and that is exactly how I feel about you guys.

I am sure 2010 will be an awe­some year for everyone.

Rock on!

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The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command

The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command

Posted on 18 Dec 2009 at 11:07am

You were prob­a­bly men­tally con­struct­ing this already. Nice of some­one to lay it out for you. And to con­firm which gig was least dignified.

Via: maxim

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'Very sexy' nude scene for Harry Potter in new film

‘Very sexy’ nude scene for Harry Potter in new film">Very sexy’ nude scene for Harry Potter in new film

Posted on 10 Dec 2009 at 10:02pm

The lat­est Harry Pot­ter film will fea­ture a “very sexy” love scene in which actor Daniel Rad­cliffe appears nude along­side co-star Emma Watson.

Direc­tor David Yates revealed that the scene in Harry Pot­ter And The Deathly Hal­lows takes place as Harry and his best friend Ron Weasley, played by Rupert Grint, are bat­tling a monster.

The crea­ture uses magic to show the images of Harry with Hermione Granger, played by Wat­son, to Ron, who is madly in love with her.

Mr Yates said: “We’ll cre­ate some­thing that feels very sexy and very intrigu­ing to bring about a reac­tion in Rupert.

Dan has appeared nude in the past. There are a cou­ple of scenes in the new film in which he will undress, but we’re still think­ing about how we present it.

There is another scene in King’s Cross sta­tion, where Harry almost dies and sees Dum­b­le­dore. In that scene, he will also be naked.”

How­ever Mr Yates picked another scene in the film as his favourite.

It’s where Hermione and Harry dance together and is not in the book. It’s some­thing we cre­ate for the film and is actu­ally very ten­der,” he said.

They also reveal some secrets about each other while dancing.”

Rad­cliffe pre­vi­ously appeared nude in a stage pro­duc­tion of the play Equus.

The first of the two-part final chap­ter of the Harry Pot­ter films is due out next November.

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Models Use Twitter Too

Models Use Twitter Too

Posted on 10 Dec 2009 at 3:08pm

Stephen Meisel dressed a bunch of mod­els in Twit­Pic for Vogue Italia, and the results are kind of amus­ing. They’re also filled with attrac­tive women, so: some­thing for everyone.

The biggest sur­prise, besides the con­cept and amount of mod­els here, is the cam­era shy Steven Meisel him self. Who’s appear­ing here in his own edi­to­r­ial, titled by the update its self, but begin­ning with the word ‘Feel­ing’. Are his own feel­ings, and thought process, chang­ing as he departs one decade and set to enter another? Are we doing to see a new devel­op­ment in his career? The Jan­u­ary issue is now highly anticipated.

Gisele Bund­chen

Agy­ness Deyn

Lara Stone

Natalia Vodi­anova

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Miley Cyrus Meets, Shows Boobs To Queen Elizabeth

Miley Cyrus Meets, Shows Boobs To Queen Elizabeth

Posted on 10 Dec 2009 at 12:39am

Ordi­nar­ily, I’m all in favor of cleavage-displaying dresses, am I right fel­las????? MAN DO WE LIKE BOOBS!!! I’m dri­ving over to all your houses now to high-five you then to do some KEGSTANDS, which we also love!!!!

But…Miley Cyrus is still sev­en­teen, and she’s meet­ing the Queen of Eng­land, and each one of those facts might cause one to notice the pro­nounced cleav­age in her dress of choice:

Need­less to say, many a mon­o­cle dropped into a cham­pagne glass this eve.

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Lady GaGa Meets The Queen

Lady GaGa Meets The Queen

Posted on 08 Dec 2009 at 7:11pm

Tiger Woods Offered Mistress Jaimee Grubbs A Job

Posted on 08 Dec 2009 at 6:41pm

In yet another bomb­shell rev­e­la­tion, Tiger Woods offered his mis­tress, Jaimee Grubbs, a job and a free place to live in Las Vegas, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

She said that he had offered her a condo or apart­ment,” Keith Tay­lor exclu­sively told RadarOnline.com. “From what she told me, he said she could stay there for free and sort of man­age the property.”

Tay­lor worked at an Acura car deal­er­ship with Grubbs in 2007 when her alleged affair with Tiger was just begin­ning. “When he had tour­na­ments she would wear a red shirt to work. She had kind of explained that that was a sig­nif­i­cant thing between them two,” he said. “Some­thing spe­cial that they shared.”

Tay­lor also said that Jaimee was con­stantly in touch with Woods via text mes­sages and was excited about the oppor­tu­nity Woods had offered her in Vegas. “I think that she was enam­ored with being any­where kind of affil­i­ated with some­body of that stature.”

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Tiger Woods Mistress Told Pals They Did Drugs Before Sex

Tiger Woods Mistress Told Pals They Did Drugs Before Sex

Posted on 08 Dec 2009 at 6:36pm

Tiger Woods secret extra­mar­i­tal life con­tin­ues to yield new scandals.

Rachel Uchi­tel, the first woman pub­licly named as Tiger Woods’ mis­tress, told friends that she did drugs with the golf­ing leg­end before they had sex, RadarOnline.com is report­ing exclusively.

That’s the sec­ond too-close drug men­tion for one of America’s per­ceived squeaky clean sports idols. RadarOnline.com reported exclu­sively Thurs­day that another of Tiger’s women, Jaimee Grubbs worked at a med­ical mar­i­juana “phar­macy” at least until a month ago.

Now we’ve learned that Uchi­tel told friends that she and Tiger liked to have sex while tak­ing the drug Ambien. Uchi­tel told one pal, ‘You know you have cra­zier sex on Ambien — you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.’”

Ambien is a seda­tive used for short-term treat­ment of insom­nia. Many peo­ple claim it enhances sex­ual expe­ri­ence dra­mat­i­cally imme­di­ately after ingest­ing it.

Uchi­tel told sev­eral friends that she and Tiger had Ambien sex. She at first vehe­mently denied an affair with Tiger when the National Enquirer broke the story. After Tiger’s wild ride early-morning crash, Uchi­tel con­tin­ued to deny the story and then decided to tell the truth.

She hired power attor­ney Glo­ria Allred who sched­uled a news con­fer­ence for Thurs­day, but then abruptly can­celed it. RadarOnline.com reported exclu­sively that Tiger’s reps were in con­tact with Uchitel’s team the night before the news con­fer­ence and a $1 mil­lion deal that would ensure her silence was discussed.

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Miley Cyrus’ Tattoo

Miley Cyrus’ Tattoo

Posted on 08 Dec 2009 at 5:30pm

She JUST turned 17 and she already has her first tat! It says “Just Breathe” and it’s appar­ently for her friend who died of cys­tic fibro­sis in 2007. Still, she’s barely 17!

From pos­ing top­less for Van­ity Fair to indulging in a steamy kiss on-screen, Miley Cyrus appears to be des­per­ate to leave the squeaky-clean Han­nah Mon­tana behind.

And judg­ing from these lat­est pic­tures, her desire to shake off her fic­tional alter-ego couldn’t be more obvi­ous as she strut­ted around a Florida hotel yes­ter­day in a teeny bikini while show­ing off a recently-inked tattoo.

The 17-year-old singer was snapped enjoy­ing a relax­ing day with friends at the Fontainebleau Resort on Miami Beach as she lay by the pool hav­ing wrapped up her Won­der World world tour the night before.

But it wasn’t the skimpy neon pink two-piece that attracted all the atten­tion, but what appeared to be the words ‘Just Breathe’ tat­tooed in black ink on her ribcage just under her left breast.

She also appeared to be describ­ing the design to her friend after she was snapped ges­tur­ing at it with her hands.

In the­ory, Miley is not legally allowed to have a tat­too as she is under 18, which is the legal age to be inked in the US.

How­ever, after her brother Trace recently revealed that all the Cyrus fam­ily were plan­ning to get match­ing ones, Miley may have been given per­mis­sion to get one from her coun­try singer father Billy Ray.

One fan’s blog this morn­ing sug­gested that she got the tat­too in mem­ory of a nine-year-old girl called Vanessa who passed away from cys­tic fibro­sis in 2007.

Cyrus met Vanessa at a Los Ange­les hos­pi­tal and instantly con­nected with her, describ­ing her as one of her best friends.

There was no word from Miley’s agent today to con­firm whether the tat­too was a per­ma­nent or tem­po­rary one.

Miley was pho­tographed later that after­noon leav­ing the resort wear­ing a Jonas Broth­ers t-shirt in homage to her ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas.

She is cur­rently dat­ing Aus­tralian actor and for­mer Neigh­bours star Liam Hemsworth, 19, who she met while film­ing the Dis­ney movie The Last Song.

But she dated 17-year-old Jonas, the youngest of the musi­cal sib­ling trio and believed to be her first love, from June 2006 to Decem­ber 2007.

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