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HBO MAKING A SHOW ABOUT PORN

HBO MAKING A SHOW ABOUT PORN">HBO MAKING A SHOW ABOUT PORN

Posted on 29 Aug 2010 at 3:03am

Per­haps spurred by the viewer response to Sasha Grey’s jun­gle of pubic hair on “Entourage,” HBO is now work­ing on a show about the porn indus­try, accord­ing to Page Six.

Mark Wahlberg and Steve Levin­son are work­ing with con­tro­ver­sial writer James Frey… on a one-hour drama that will use both legit actors and real porn per­form­ers. The plot will focus on a giant video com­pany under siege from Inter­net com­peti­tors and a girl from the Mid­west whose boyfriend con­vinces her to move to Los Ange­les to become a star.

Frey, who’s writ­ing the pilot, said, “We’re going to make a sprawl­ing epic about the porn busi­ness in LA. We’re going to tell the type of sto­ries no one else has told before, and go places no one has gone before.”

Places no one has ever gone before, eh? Sounds to me like someone’s finally devel­oped the vagina cam.

The tag line for this should be pretty easy to write. “From the cre­ator of ‘Entourage’ and the writer of the most-disparaged mem­oir of our time… some­thing some­thing… PORN!”

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Miss USA Rima Fakih: 10 Things To Know

USA Rima Fakih: 10 Things To Know">Miss USA Rima Fakih: 10 Things To Know

Posted on 29 May 2010 at 12:46am

Two things hap­pened to Rima Fakih yes­ter­day. She nearly went splat after trip­ping over the long train of her wedding-like gown. And more impor­tantly, the Miss Michi­gan USA pageant queen was crowned Miss USA. Rima, who was born in Lebanon and moved to the U.S. as a baby, said she knew she’d be crowned the win­ner when she saw Don­ald Trump‘s expres­sion. “That’s the same look that he gives them when he says, ‘You’re hired,’ on ‘The Appren­tice,’ she said. Rima will go on to rep­re­sent the U.S. in the 2010 Miss Uni­verse pageant. She also will receive a New York apart­ment for one year, an undis­closed salary, and var­i­ous beauty, health, and pro­fes­sional ser­vices. After the jump, find out more about Rima, includ­ing the sur­pris­ing tal­ent that helped her win another kind of contest.

10 Things to Know About Rima Fakih

  1. She might be the first Arab-American, Mus­lim, or immi­grant, to win the Miss USA title, but the pageant orga­ni­za­tion hasn’t kept ade­quate enough records to deter­mine so.
  2. Rima is a cham­pion pole dancer.
  3. She believes birth con­trol pills should be paid for by health insur­ance. “I believe that birth con­trol is just like every other med­ica­tion even though it’s a con­trolled sub­stance,” said Rima dur­ing the per­sonal inter­view por­tion of the Miss USA pageant.
  4. Last year, Rima became the first Arab-American crowned Miss Michi­gan USA. (Appar­ently, they keep bet­ter records than the national com­mit­tee?)
  5. She has said that her sta­tus as a beauty queen “would prove that Arabs don’t always try to sep­a­rate them­selves, but instead are inte­grated into Amer­i­can cul­ture.”
  6. Rima says her fam­ily cel­e­brates both Mus­lim and Chris­t­ian faiths, and she attended a New York Catholic school.
  7. She earned her Bach­e­lor of Arts degree in Eco­nom­ics and minored in Busi­ness Admin­is­tra­tion at the Uni­ver­sity of Michigan-Dearborn.
  8. She was a vol­un­teer social worker dur­ing her col­lege years.
  9. Rima is the ambas­sador of The Pink Fund, an orga­ni­za­tion that pro­vides finan­cial aid to women and men afflicted with breast can­cer.
  10. She has also worked to raise aware­ness of breast and ovar­ian can­cer and women’s self-defense.

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German Teacher Striptease

Posted on 06 May 2010 at 10:03am

From the “this stuff never hap­pened when I was in school” files, news has leaked from Hun­gary of a female teacher doing a striptease for her stu­dents at a local high school. The unnamed teacher, of Ger­man descent, was sup­posed to be super­vis­ing a party, but became engaged in an esca­lat­ing game of Truth or Dare. Dared to do a “pole dance”, she decided instead to do a full on striptease!

The teacher got down to her bra and had unbut­toned her pants before being cov­ered up by another school employee. Luck­ily, one on-the-ball stu­dent decided to cap­ture the dance on his mobile phone. The qual­ity isn’t great, but those are the breaks.

Par­ents are out­raged and want the teacher fired, but the school head­mas­ter has refused to sack the unnamed mis­tress despite pres­sure from par­ents and other teach­ers, stat­ing that she is a valu­able teacher for the school.

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Teacher Jailed After Engaging in a Lesbian Relationship with a Student

Teacher Jailed After Engaging in a Lesbian Relationship with a Student

Posted on 06 May 2010 at 9:58am

Yes, it hap­pened again. In the never end­ing parade of teacher-student sex sto­ries, we have another entrant hail­ing from San Jose, Cal­i­for­nia. I guess it’s time to bust out the Fark Teacher-Student Sex Matrix and see where this all female fling lands. Yep, les­bian rela­tion­ship equals hot. That’s what I thought.

The Weekly Vice has the details and a pic­ture of 24-year-old phys­i­cal edu­ca­tion teacher Rita Brum. That’s right a phys ed teacher. The les­bian jokes just write them­selves. Brum was hav­ing a rela­tion­ship with a 17-year-old stu­dent until being dis­cov­ered by the girl’s mother. Details of the affair include a “long pas­sion­ate kiss” and an even­tual hair pulling brawl with the mother. Nice!

If you already clicked on the above link, you know the pic­ture is a bit dis­ap­point­ing. So to fuel your fan­tasies, I present these pho­tos instead:

Teacher

Stu­dent

That’s much better!

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Erotic Secrets For Each Zodiac Sign

Erotic Secrets For Each Zodiac Sign

Posted on 14 Mar 2010 at 7:11pm

Are you won­der­ing how to turn on a spe­cial some­one? If you know their Zodiac sign, you may be able to learn some­thing about them by enjoy­ing this secret peek at what turns on each sign.

Aries

An Aries indi­vid­ual loves to be a tro­phy on your arm. They love to be taken out, shown off, and then be made love to by you afterwards.

They expect you to acknowl­edge them con­stantly when you are in a crowd. There is noth­ing that an Aries native hates more then watch­ing you chat other peo­ple up. In fact, an Aries that is offended this way thinks noth­ing of get­ting rid of you waltz­ing out the door with some­one else.

Tau­rus

Tau­rus indi­vid­u­als are great lovers. They love a good meal at home and then to be com­pletely loved from head to toe by you. Make sure the sur­round­ings are lux­u­ri­ous and peace­ful and you will be rewarded for your trou­ble. The Tau­rus male in par­tic­u­lar is all about pleas­ing the partner.

The sen­si­tive Tau­rus dis­likes sleep­ing in a bed that is not their own. If you want to seduce a Tau­rus, you have a bet­ter chance of suc­ceed­ing if you do it on his or her own turf.

Gem­ini

Many of you who have crushes on this sign may be dis­mayed to learn that even though they dress provoca­tively, many are sim­ply not that inter­ested in sex. They like the idea of flirt­ing and witty con­ver­sa­tion that pre­cedes it bet­ter than the actual act.

If you do man­age to have sex with one of the Twins, you will then be pre­sented with the chal­lenge of keep­ing them faith­ful. One key is to keep a Gem­ini won­der­ing about what may hap­pen next. A curi­ous Gem­ini is a happy one!

Can­cer

If you are attracted to a Can­cer native, then get ready to do a lot stroking of the ego. They are one of the high­est main­te­nance of all of the signs. This sign craves phys­i­cal con­tact, lots of affec­tion, and more than the usual amount of emo­tional reas­sur­ance as well.

You always have to show him or her that you are “work­ing on the rela­tion­ship.”  This means keep­ing your promises, always doing what you will say you will do, and fol­low­ing through when you say you will do some­thing to progress the rela­tion­ship. The Can­cer must trust you or there is no erotic freedom.

Leo

If you are going out with a Leo woman, take her to the most expen­sive designer shop you can find and let her pick out any­thing she wants. She will be yours.

If you are going out with a Leo man, then make sure you con­stantly com­pli­ment him as sin­cerely as you can about his abil­ity to make money or poten­tial to make a lot of money. Make sure that he knows that you per­ceive him as some kind of genius. Leos love peo­ple who make them feel good. Never crit­i­cize either the male or female lion or you will be denied sex.

Virgo

Virgo’s are often called the con­trol freaks of the horo­scope. They usu­ally invent a world and live in it. This is usu­ally not a fan­tasy world. It is usu­ally a very prac­ti­cal world that is all about reach­ing a long-term goal in some way.

Noth­ing turns them on more than the idea of com­mit­ment. You should also avoid being too loud when it comes to what you wear. Vir­gos need to feel safe and secure or they are not turned on.

Libra

Peo­ple born under the sign of the Scales have senses of humor that almost seem designed to keep inti­macy away. It can take ages before you get a straight answer out of them. This is so you don’t get too close and ask them to make a decision.

They also like to make the first move (even the women) and will lose inter­est quickly in a per­son that they don’t feel in con­trol of or that they feel they no longer have to chase.  Don’t pur­sue or there will never ever be any erotic moments.

Scor­pio

Scor­pios are moti­vated by jeal­ousy. For instance, a Scor­pio woman will always want a man if she thinks other women want him too. The man can be ugly, broke, and a crim­i­nal, but if she thinks he is wanted by oth­ers she will go for it. The same type of prin­ci­ple applies to the Scor­pio man. You can be bare­foot, preg­nant, and have two cents to your name, but if the Scor­pio male thinks that you are desired, he will go for it.

There­fore, if you want to appear attrac­tive to a Scor­pio, it is a really good idea to make your­self appear sought after roman­ti­cally by others.

Sagit­tar­ius

These sen­sual crea­tures love food and drink, per­fumes, and any­thing scented. They do not like jeal­ous or con­trol­ling behav­iour and like to give you a bit of a chase.

Being a sign that sym­bol­izes travel, it goes with­out say­ing that plan­ning a trip of any kind will please a Sagit­tar­ius. Seduc­ing them on a train or in a hotel is a won­der­ful idea. They also thrive in exotic cli­mates such as a hot desert or at the top of a high mountain.

Capri­corn

Capri­corns also thrive on tons of uncon­di­tional sup­port and love, so even though they are lux­ury lov­ing, you also earn big points with them just by being there at the right place and the right time.

If you offer to do errands or fix things for a female Capri­corn, you will win her heart com­pletely. If you offer to dec­o­rate a male Capricorn’s home or gar­den for him, he will find you sexy. If you want to impress a Capri­corn, you should also go to a great effort to sched­ule one on one qual­ity time with him or her.

Aquar­ius

An Aquarian’s favorite thing is to sit down and have a long talk with some­one they love. They are excel­lent one on one com­pan­ion and make good ther­a­pists. They also love to talk about them­selves and their long-term goals so be sure to share in his or her enthu­si­asm for plan­ning the future.

This sign also enjoys any­thing that is on the cut­ting edge of fash­ion and cul­ture. If you dress really well, the Aquar­ian will be turned on.

Pisces

Pisces want to share every­thing that you have, includ­ing your money. They find joint bank accounts sexy.

Pisces are also a very emo­tion­ally inse­cure sign. You may have to always reas­sure them that they are num­ber one. The way to do this is by giv­ing them some­what pricey gifts but also to spend as much qual­ity time with them as pos­si­ble. This means tak­ing long walks with them, hold­ing their hands and kiss­ing them as often as possible.

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Shahrukh Khan and Akon 'Smack That' in Mumbai

Shahrukh Khan and Akon ‘Smack That’ in Mumbai

Posted on 14 Mar 2010 at 6:32pm

R&B super­star Akon is in town and B-town is all abuzz!

The mas­sive hit maker has spent some time in India to per­form at Shahrukh Khan’s IPL kick-off party and to record a song for the King of Bollywood’s next movie “Ra.One” co-starring the ever so beau­ti­ful Kareena Kapoor.

Shahrukh, Bebo and “Ra.One” direc­tor Anub­hav Sinha held a press con­fer­ence with Akon on Tues­day at Mumbai’s Sahara Star hotel.

And SRK had a hard time hid­ing his excite­ment to hang out with Akon! The two even sang a snip­pet of the R&B star’s hit “Smack That!”

After calm­ing down a lit­tle but, SRK told reporters:

“Ra.One” is a super­hero film. There is a good guy, there is a bad guy, there is a beau­ti­ful girl, there is a won­der­ful singer and a fan­tas­tic director.”

It’s a kind of film, a genre we guys haven’t tried at ‘Red Chilies.’ On behalf of the whole team, I would like to try and I hope we suc­ceed. It’s a new thing for all of us, so we are giv­ing it our best shot,” he added.

Check out Shahrukh and Akon sing “Smack That” together in Mum­bai above and share your thoughts! Should SRK launch a music career? Drop us a line.

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Hannah Montana Says Good Bye!

Hannah Montana Says Good Bye!

Posted on 14 Mar 2010 at 6:14pm

The teen sen­sa­tion Miley Cyrus says good bye! Rather it is Han­nah Mon­tana who says “Good Bye” to her mil­lions of fans world wide.The hugely pop­u­lar Dis­ney T.V show Han­nah Mon­tana comes to an end on Sun­day March 14th.

The show started in 2006 when Miley was 13 years old. The show was a huge suc­cess for the Dis­ney chan­nel. Infact Miley’s music career got a head start with the release of the Han­nah Mon­tana Sound­track CD.

The name and fame that Miley got because of the show is phe­nom­e­nal. She became a “Teen Icon”. Every girl wanted to be like her ever since.They wanted to dress like her, the proof is that the “Han­nah Mon­tana” cos­tume is one of the hot favorites for hal­loween till date. Nat­u­rally it will be hard for her fans to say “good bye”! I have wit­nessed the “awwwwwwwwws” of the lit­tle girls all over USA,when they came to know that their favorite star is going to say good bye very soon.

The Show Han­nah Mon­tana was  all about Miley Stew­art (Miley Cyrus), an aver­age high schooler. Unbe­knownst to her class­mates, she had a dual iden­tity  one as the pop­u­lar singer Han­nah Mon­tana., and the other was that of an aver­age teen girl Miley Stew­art. Miley in the show was raised by her father in Teness­ese.  Miley came to  Mal­ibu with her father and man­ager, Robby Stew­art (real-life dad Billy Ray Cyrus), and her brother Jack­son (Jason Ear­les) to ful­fil her dreams. Miley’ best friends were Lilly (Emily Osment) and Oliver (Mitchel Musso)  were among the few who knew Han­nah Montana’s true identity.”

The media says that with Miley Cyrus (17) get­ting older and want­ing to move on to do other things, the young star appar­ently feels like it’s time for Han­nah Mon­tana to come to an end.But thank­fully, the show does not end abruptly,it ends with a moral.As a par­ent of a Han­nah Mon­tana fan I can vouch that this show always had some educational/moral lessons in every episode.The father daugh­ter rela­tion­ship or the sib­bling rela­tion­ship por­trayed was truly remark­able. There were a lot of good rea­sons for the show to become so pop­u­lar through out the world.

How­ever, like all good things comes to an end, the last episode of Han­nah Mon­tana will be aired on the Dis­ney Chan­nel this Sun­day evening, where Han­nah aka Miley takes a very impor­tant decision. Don’t miss it!
Good Luck Miley!

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The Best Trailer Mash-Ups of All Time (Videos)

Posted on 03 Jan 2010 at 4:07pm

Girls and guys, how­good are movie trailer mash-ups?! Seri­ously, so awe­some. They bring the LOLs and the satire! Nothing’s bet­ter than iron­i­cally derived LOLs.

Like, have you seen that ‘Avatar’ movie?! ZoMG, it was pretty! So much shiny flashy swoopy 3D alien cat peo­ple! If there is an Oscar for best alien cat peo­ple, then give all best alien cat peo­ple Oscars to ‘Avatar’. But I’m think­ing that maybe it would have been good to invest .1% of the movie’s bud­get in not rip­ping off ‘Fer­n­Gully’? Maybe? IDK, I am not cap­tain film­maker over here.

But if the ‘FernGully’/‘Avatar’ trailer mash-up is any indi­ca­tion, some­one agrees with me. After the jump, check out that mash-up plus seven more of the best mash-ups of all time.

Avatar’ + ‘FernGully’

This one brings major major LOLs. The big tree in ‘Fer­n­Gully’ looks just like the big tree in ‘Avatar.’

Watch­men’ + ‘WALL-E

You’ve got to hand it to ‘WALL-E’…for a kid’s flick, it sure depicts a pretty dis­turb­ing dystopian future.

The Matrix’ + ‘Fight Club’

Wow, 1999 really was the year of para­noid macho beat-em-ups that toyed with the nature of reality.

'A Hard Day's Night' + Zombies

As a Rolling Stones' fan, I derive a lot of pleasure from this.

Find­ing Nemo’ + ‘Crash’

That starfish has seen some things.

'Brokeback Mountain' + 'Back To The Future'

Finally, someone points out the sizzling sexual tension between Marty and the Doc.

Reser­voir Dogs’ + ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

If you were a mutant who lived in a sewer then you’d be pretty dis­grun­tled too.

'Star Wars' + 'Garden State'

Finally, Hayden Christensen's smoldering emo eyes get put into a more appropriate film.

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Happy New Year Everyone

Happy New Year Everyone

Posted on 03 Jan 2010 at 3:54pm

I just wanted to wish a happy new year to all our read­ers. One of the cool things about blog­ging is that you get to make friends and meet some ter­rific peo­ple along the way, and that is exactly how I feel about you guys.

I am sure 2010 will be an awe­some year for everyone.

Rock on!

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The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command

The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command

Posted on 18 Dec 2009 at 11:07am

You were prob­a­bly men­tally con­struct­ing this already. Nice of some­one to lay it out for you. And to con­firm which gig was least dignified.

Via: maxim

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