You were probably mentally constructing this already. Nice of someone to lay it out for you. And to confirm which gig was least dignified.
Via: maxim
Nicknames: Twinkie
Heritage/Ethnic Background: Mexican
Height: 5’7
Weight: 105
Bust size: 34 – D
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Profession: Fashion Stylist
Claim to Fame: Playboy Model
Website: www.martikaibarra.com
Name: Nicole Marsel
Heritage/Ethnic Background: I’m considered a mutt, but mostly Slovenian and American Indian. I’d have to call my grandma to figure out which tribe though.
Height: 5’9”
Weight: 120
Bust size: DD
Astrological Sign: Scorpio
Profession: Waitress/Bartender
Claim to Fame: I auditioned for the Victoria’s Secret Runway show in Chicago and although I didn’t make the cut for the show, I made it on E! News.
Charity Work: Every month my mom and I get together a bunch of perishable items to drop off at the local food shelter. About every other month, we send a couple huge bags of clothes and other items to Purple Heart.
Website: www.myspace.com/Nikole17
As we all know, the Europeans love their body painted babes. (And we love them, too!) It seems like every chance they get, they’re stripping down a hot chick to slather her in their team’s favorite colors. Here in America, however, this most excellent trend is just catching on. So to help get things rolling, let us present to you, Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: American Sport Edition!
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Nowadays, ‘alt porn’ (i.e. naked chicks with tattoos and/or neon-colored hair) is commonplace, a much needed change from the omnipresent blond hair and fake t*ts that have made up the American porn scene for far too long. And it’s all thanks to the punky pornographers at SuicideGirls.com. Of course, there are now tons of copycat Sites, but the lovely ladies of SG will always hold a special place in our pants hearts. So to honor their naughty innovation, we give you 72 Sexy Suicide Girls to feast your eyes upon.
Suleika, however you pronounce her name, is sexy as hell. I don’t really have much to say because I have a blunt waiting for me but I will say this, make sure you follow her on twitter and add her on myspace if you want to get in touch with her for any reason. I can think of several reasons you would want to reach out to her.
Say hello to Ashley Nikki. She is new to the urban modeling seen but she is making waves already and I for one am happy to hear that news. The more curvy 21 year olds in bikinis the better. I normally don’t trust people with two first names as their name but I might let her slide. Actually on second thought, I almost never trust most women so no but maybe I’d still let her cook for me though.
Usually, lusting after the type of girl you’d see rolling around on a pair of skates would get you a few years in prison, but not these girls. They’re 100% legal.
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